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Author |
: Adrian Beck |
Publisher |
: Random House Australia |
Total Pages |
: 26 |
Release |
: 2021-07-02 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781761043086 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1761043080 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (86 Downloads) |
Synopsis Stop the Dad Jokes! by : Adrian Beck
A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!
Author |
: The Dad |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 175 |
Release |
: 2019-11-11 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1702847268 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781702847261 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (68 Downloads) |
Synopsis Dad Joke Novel by : The Dad
My wife said, "Why don't you stop telling terrible Dad Jokes and write a book instead?" Thank you dear, for such a novel idea! Introducing, The Dad Joke Novel! 500 of Dad's most favourite Dad Jokes. Dads are able to make you laugh and groan at the same time with a badly timed joke. Give Dad the ultimate upgrade to his collection of hilariously awful puns with the Dad Joke Novel. The Dad Joke Novel is often compared to the book on anti-gravity... you can't put it down. Caution: This book left me with an awful headache after it fell on my head. But I only have my shelf to blame.
Author |
: Ian Allen |
Publisher |
: Portico |
Total Pages |
: 178 |
Release |
: 2013-08-08 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781909396098 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1909396095 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (98 Downloads) |
Synopsis The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes by : Ian Allen
Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
Author |
: Editors of Portable Press |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 254 |
Release |
: 2017-09-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781684120079 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1684120071 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (79 Downloads) |
Synopsis Dad Jokes by : Editors of Portable Press
Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Author |
: Dad Says Jokes |
Publisher |
: Cassell |
Total Pages |
: 188 |
Release |
: 2019-09-05 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781788402033 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1788402030 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (33 Downloads) |
Synopsis All New Dad Jokes by : Dad Says Jokes
THE SECOND COLLECTION FROM THE INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKES All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 8 million across Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme Instagram page @Pubity with over 40 million followers. This is his second book. Q: Where do naughty rainbows go? A: Prism.
Author |
: |
Publisher |
: Devela Publishing |
Total Pages |
: 104 |
Release |
: 2020-05-14 |
ISBN-10 |
: 191335766X |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781913357665 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (6X Downloads) |
Synopsis The Big Book of Dad Jokes by :
Over 300 family-friendly jokes to make your dad's day. He'll love these terrible rib-ticklers - specially selected by a panel of the funniest fathers.
Author |
: Johnny Nelson |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 160 |
Release |
: 2020-12-04 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1989971105 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781989971109 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (05 Downloads) |
Synopsis 1001 Outrageous Dad Jokes and Wisecracks for Fathers and the Entire Family by : Johnny Nelson
Show off your comedic skills with these hysterically cringe-worthy dad jokes Don't you just love seeing your kids' exasperated reactions after an expertly delivered one-liner? Isn't it incredibly satisfying to provoke eyerolls with your intentionally cheesy puns? The stereotypically silly dad joke is the hallmark of every fun dad. Utterly uncool, perplexingly amusing, and painfully funny, they're guaranteed to induce both groans and guffaws from anyone who hears them. You can count on your reliable wisecracks to liven up any gathering and cheer up any mood. But if you've been telling the same old quips for the past years, why not update your repertoire with this collection of brilliantly lame, but ridiculously funny dad jokes? In 1001 Outrageous Dad Jokes and Wisecracks for Fathers and the Entire Family, you will discover: Corny dad jokes that are so bad, they're terribly good! Over 1,000 rib-ticklers to restock your arsenal of cheesy wisecracks Groan-inducing one-liners that only dads can get away with Cleverly witty quips to ease the tension in any situation, no matter how awkward Ingenious wordplay that will get your family's brains ticking and their sides aching with laughter The pun-niest lines that are sure to elicit laughs, even from the most humorless member of the family Entertaining trivia about famous fathers - find out how much you have in common with these celebrity dads And much more. Everyone just loves to hate on dad jokes. That's what makes them so irresistible. The grimaces and giggles you get from telling them makes delivering the jokes as much fun as hearing them. No wonder dads have stubbornly kept dad jokes alive, even after their wives and children have repeatedly told them to stop. Carry on the tradition of hilariously terrible dad jokes and leave your family in stitches. If you're looking for the perfect puns that are guaranteed to garner exasperated eyerolls and unbridled laughter from the entire family, then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button right now.
Author |
: Ian Allen |
Publisher |
: Portico |
Total Pages |
: 124 |
Release |
: 2015-06-04 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781910232583 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1910232580 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (83 Downloads) |
Synopsis Extremely Embarrassing Dad Jokes by : Ian Allen
What happened to the man with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove. You can’t keep a good Dad joke down. At the Sunday lunch table, down the pub, at the workplace, dads all over the nation are still churning out the lamest, most pathetic jokes you’ve ever heard. And we’ve gathered them all in this book. Back by popular demand, Extremely Embarrassing Dad Jokes is an all-new collection of Dad joke favourites. With 1000 rib-tickling jokes for every occasion, this book makes it easier than ever to have a laugh – or, more likely, a groan – with Dad. Who drives round the West Country in a camper van? Tess of the Dormobiles. What do angry mice send one another in winter? Cross-mouse cards. Word count: 30,000
Author |
: Johnny Nelson |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 160 |
Release |
: 2021 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1989971121 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781989971123 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (21 Downloads) |
Synopsis 1001 Outrageous Dad Jokes and Wisecracks for Fathers and the Entire Family by : Johnny Nelson
Don't you just love seeing your kids' exasperated reactions after an expertly delivered one-liner? Isn't it incredibly satisfying to provoke eyerolls with your intentionally cheesy puns?
Author |
: Thomas Nowak |
Publisher |
: Chronicle Books |
Total Pages |
: 274 |
Release |
: 2020-03-03 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781452184135 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1452184135 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (35 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes by : Thomas Nowak
The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts