Edwin Mortens is almost blind, but has good hearing; his wife Erna is hard of hearing, but has excellent eyes. Paralyzed from the waist down, Edwin sits locked in his bathroom all day, every day, trying to liberate his mind from his body. The experiment is going relatively well: nearly all his bodily functions have ceased, his limbs are in a state of decay, and his digestive system is in the process of breaking down. "This body," he says, "is a sewer." To pass the time, Edwin dedicates his days to chewing gum and screaming at his wife, on whom he is, nonetheless, entirely dependent; while Erna's life, despite Edwin's constant abuse, revolves around her hideous husband. Edwin and Erna live in a state of perfect equilibrium--fueled by habit, cruelty, humiliation, and quite possibly love--until a young maintenance man is called to replace a lightbulb in Edwin's bathroom, and the "Siamese twins" find themselves embroiled in a new and vicious struggle for power.

Marge Naples captures the Siamese cat's special appeal perfectly in her interesting and easy-to-read text, which provides both the history and a full description of the breed in addition to full coverage of every practical aspect of Siamese cat care, from feeding through breeding.

Presents sensible advice on selecting and caring for Siamese cats.

Discusses the history, development, habits, and care of Siamese cats. Includes photo diagram and general facts about cats.

Foremost among the biographies that Maurice Collis wrote during his wide-ranging literary career is Siamese White - an account of the career of Samuel White of Bath who, during the reign of James II, was appointed by the King of Siam as a mandarin of that country. The book superbly embodies that old adage - truth is stranger than fiction. 'A magnificent story, full of interest and excitement, but there is more to it than that. Collis, who has lived for years on the scene of these high happenings, is able to give us a first-hand picture of a fascinating land: of a lovely archipelago, of rivers and rapids, of an immemorial track through jungles haunted by tigers and malaria.' Evening Standard

"Describes the history, physical features, temperament, and care of the Siamese cat breed"--Provided by publisher.

Ming Miao tells her kittens about the antics of one of their ancestors, Sagwa of China, that produced the unusual markings they have had for thousands of years

Profiles Gizmo, a Siamese cat who saved her owner's life, and introduces the history and characteristics of the breed.

Siamese cats have a rich history of companionship with humans, spanning back centuries. From their origins as temple guardians to their current roles as beloved pets, Siamese cats have earned a special place in our hearts worldwide. This comprehensive guide delves into the fundamental aspects of Siamese cats, offering insights into this popular feline breed. Inside this eBook you’ll learn about: Origins and History. Explore the lineage of Siamese cats, tracing their origins from ancient Siam (now Thailand) to their domestication and development as a breed. Understand how Siamese cats evolved alongside humans, fulfilling roles such as temple guardians and royal companions. Physical Characteristics. Dive into the diverse physical traits that differentiate Siamese cats from other breeds. From their sleek, muscular build to their distinctive point coloration and striking blue eyes, showcasing their unique features. Temperament and Behavior. Gain valuable insights into the general temperament and behavior of Siamese cats. Discover common traits such as their affectionate nature, intelligence, and social demeanor, which contribute to their roles as loving companions and engaging pets. Training and Socialization. Learn effective methods for training and socializing Siamese cats, harnessing their innate intelligence and eagerness to interact. Explore techniques that promote positive behaviors and strengthen the bond between you and your feline friend. Health and Care. Explore essential tips for maintaining the health and well-being of Siamese cats. From regular grooming routines and nutritional needs to common health issues and preventive care, ensure your feline companion thrives throughout its life. Plus so much more… Embark on a journey through the world of Siamese cats in this comprehensive handbook, where each chapter unveils the timeless bond and invaluable contributions of these remarkable animals. Whether you're a seasoned cat owner or considering adding a Siamese cat to your family, this guide provides a comprehensive resource to enhance your understanding and appreciation of Siamese cats in all their diversity and splendor.