Santa Maybe

Santa Maybe
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Publisher : Cedar Fort
Total Pages : 0
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ISBN-10 : 1599553120
ISBN-13 : 9781599553122
Rating : 4/5 (20 Downloads)

Synopsis Santa Maybe by : Aubrey Mace

Dear Santa, I've been a good girl this year. (Well . . . pretty good.) I have a nice life and there's only one thing that I really want one thing that's missing. If you happen to have an extra one lying around your workshop, I would really like a husband. I promise to take good care of him. Love, AbbieWith a successful bakery to run, super cute nieces and nephews to spoil, and plenty of good friends to keep her company, Abbie s not about to start crying over the fact that she s doesn't have a boyfriend to spend Christmas with. But when her sister convinces her to write a note to Santa, Abbie has no idea that a little Christmas magic is about to land her the man of her dreams. Or rather, that man is about to land smack dab on the floor in front of her Christmas tree with no memory of how he got there.Now Abbie and Ben have to figure out where he came from, who he really is, and if he's actually available.Aubrey Mace, the award-winning author of Spare Change, has done it again! This light-hearted holiday romance is sure to please even the most cynical scrooge. Told with humor, sweetness, and Aubrey's signature wit, this is one Christmas story that will keep you smiling all year round.

Santa's Book of Knowledge

Santa's Book of Knowledge
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Publisher : AuthorHouse
Total Pages : 395
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ISBN-10 : 9781463424060
ISBN-13 : 146342406X
Rating : 4/5 (60 Downloads)

Synopsis Santa's Book of Knowledge by : Santa Al Horton

Have you ever thought what the world would be like if I didn't carry that sack and make that sleigh ride each year? I know one thing; there wouldn't be a need for a Naughty and Nice list anymore. Can you imagine all those children and their sad little faces? I could never give up this cause because the children are so angelic with those bright and cheery smiles when they look at you or the presents you leave on Christmas morning. -- Santa Claus

Somebody's Santa

Somebody's Santa
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Publisher : Steeple Hill
Total Pages : 218
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ISBN-10 : 9781426823411
ISBN-13 : 142682341X
Rating : 4/5 (11 Downloads)

Synopsis Somebody's Santa by : Annie Jones

Shh! Our Town's Secret Santa Is… Burke Burdett? The alpha brother in the pack of Burdett brothers? The handsome man who disappeared from my life last summer after some very complicated family business? Yet he's asking me, Dora Hoag, a workaholic with nowhere to go for Christmas, to help fulfill his mother's dying wish. She wanted Burke to take over as "Secret Santa" for Mt. Knott, South Carolina. To help the less fortunate find something extra in their forgotten stockings. How can I say no? Especially when what I want most for Christmas is another chance at forever with the man I love.

The Magic of Santa Claus More Than Just a Red Suit

The Magic of Santa Claus More Than Just a Red Suit
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Publisher : Lulu.com
Total Pages : 94
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ISBN-10 : 9781411686175
ISBN-13 : 1411686179
Rating : 4/5 (75 Downloads)

Synopsis The Magic of Santa Claus More Than Just a Red Suit by : Kenneth Moore

Take a magical tour with author Kenneth Moore as he guides you through your journey to becoming a real Santa Claus. With over 35 years of experience in the role of the world's most beloved holiday icon, Ken shares with you his knowledge, insider tips, and trade "secrets" so you can truly discover for yourself...The Magic of Santa Claus!

Santa's Secret Sex Journal: Jolly Adventures

Santa's Secret Sex Journal: Jolly Adventures
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Publisher : Seth Kinstle
Total Pages : 61
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ISBN-10 :
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Rating : 4/5 ( Downloads)

Synopsis Santa's Secret Sex Journal: Jolly Adventures by : Seth Kinstle

If you're looking for a great Christmas gift you found the best piece of magic on the market. It's looks perfect under a Christmas tree or thrown on the lap of a stranger. Santa has a secret past that no one has ever heard about. Unwrap the true story of the very real Santa Clause in this indecent mashup of insane cartoony ramblings. Discover the truth of the Santa Clause corporation along with everything that makes it prosper. Unmask the messiah Jesus Christ to pay a testament to the wretched things he's done. When the holiday spirit runs deep, you'll find Santa beneath the dirt chugging diarrhea in a sewer. All his precious secrets are exposed in this mind boggling unbelievable autobiography of the one and only man in red. From his outlandish love affairs to his triumphant fetishes. See the man you know and love like never before. Including top secret details of his passionate body on body friction with Mrs. Clause. Take a look into his bedroom to see what's really going on in the life of a super human so jolly he can't help but be irresistibly attractive.

The Dangerous Santa

The Dangerous Santa
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Publisher : Tate Publishing
Total Pages : 132
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ISBN-10 : 9781602472440
ISBN-13 : 1602472440
Rating : 4/5 (40 Downloads)

Synopsis The Dangerous Santa by : S. K. Nustad

Jennan and Bailey are twelve-year-olds and as close as best friends can be. When Jennan's little brother rejects Santa Claus, the girls make it their mission to help him believe again. But what should he believe? Taking place at Minnesota's Mall of America, nothing is what it seems and the girls' plan leads all three of them into real danger.

How Santa Lost His Jollies

How Santa Lost His Jollies
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Publisher : Deborah Reis
Total Pages : 102
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ISBN-10 : 9781461006404
ISBN-13 : 1461006406
Rating : 4/5 (04 Downloads)

Synopsis How Santa Lost His Jollies by : Deborah Reis

Brimming with laugh-out-loud Santa stories, How Santa Lost His Jollies is a humorous take on Santa "events" from around the globe, from Santa gropers, to flying Santas (Elvis impersonators), to patented Santa traps, and of course, the usual kids (naughty) with their Santa-defying tricks. Drawn from genuine, and documented, news articles, How Santa Lost His Jollies reveals the trial and tribulations- even dangerous situations -endured by today's Santa. Well, not the real Santa, but those jolly old elves who work the trade for dollars. Admittedly, it was one dark and dismal Christmas Eve when in a desperate attempt to ignite my own holiday spirit, I resorted to dredging up Santa-in-the-news events off the internet. It wasn't long before I found myself laughing out loud. Therein lies the beginning of How Santa Lost His Jollies -- as well as the crummy feeling one gets upon discovering that the guy who delivered your first bicycle is right now busy getting his nose bloodied and a couple of eyes seriously discolored in a back alley, one quite possibly located near you. Santa stories, like all holiday stories, are meant to be shared. Accordingly, each Santa news event has been reconfigured to include a short multiple-choice quiz designed to keep both grinches and guests engaged and amused. You already know the scene: Christmas day; cooks in the kitchen; kids squabbling over noisy, blinking toys; teenagers tying up the TV with noisier, electronic games; guys swapping fish stories; and the self-appointed in-law joke-teller laughing at his own dirty jokes. Time to open How Santa Lost His Jollies, assign the family grinch to read the stories out loud and let the cooks, kids, and by now slightly inebriated men-folk guess the punch lines. Only right answers count.

Traveling with Santa

Traveling with Santa
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Publisher : Austin Macauley Publishers
Total Pages : 191
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ISBN-10 : 9781638292715
ISBN-13 : 163829271X
Rating : 4/5 (15 Downloads)

Synopsis Traveling with Santa by : S.M. Webber

Would you like to ride with Santa on his sleigh at Christmas Eve, taking presents to children all over the world? What presents do you think children want? Elphin, the elf, is Santa’s little helper. Elphin’s pet mouse, a secret gift from Santa, keeps running away or getting lost. The reindeer are up to their naughty antics. They all cut a path of excitement through earthquakes, erupting volcanoes, a bushfire, floods, storms, fog, high-flying birds, and past a rocket. Will Santa land home safely? Santa and Mrs. Claus are going on holiday after delivering presents for 5th January Eve. They end up in Nursery Rhyme Land by mistake. The grand old Duke of York is threatening war against old King Cole. With the help of Santa and Mrs. Claus, can the King win the fight? The elves in Santa’s workshop go on strike for pay. As Santa travels around on Christmas Eve, he asks the fairy folk where he can get a pot of gold. It is in Ireland, at the end of the rainbow. Can Santa find it with help from the leprechauns? Santa, as Saint Nicholas, makes his deliveries of presents to children on 6th December, Saint Nicholas’ Eve. He discovers thieves have stolen a batch of presents he left in storage in Spain. How will Santa ever find them again in time?

Secret-Santa Cowboy

Secret-Santa Cowboy
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Publisher : Ocean Dance Press
Total Pages : 210
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ISBN-10 : 9781946759948
ISBN-13 : 1946759945
Rating : 4/5 (48 Downloads)

Synopsis Secret-Santa Cowboy by : Vicki Lewis Thompson

He’ll be her Santa tonight... Wrangler Leo Marston’s used to women pursuing him because of his looks. Apple Grove newcomer Fiona Hildebrand is the first to run in the opposite direction. Too bad she’s also the one he can’t stop thinking about. How can he convince her to take a chance on him? He can’t exactly change his appearance. Or can he? Volunteering to play Santa and distributing toys to needy kids, with Fiona as his helper elf, is the perfect opportunity to show her there’s more to him than a pretty face. But when the evening ends, will she meet him under the mistletoe, or boot him out the door? Saddle up for the fun-filled Buckskin Brotherhood series! Steamy western romances from the NYT bestselling author who brought you The McGavin Brothers of Eagles Nest, Montana. If you like sexy cowboys, charming small towns, and laugh-out-loud adventures, you’ll love meeting the Buckskin Brotherhood. THE BUCKSKIN BROTHERHOOD The books in this series are standalone romances and can be read in any order. Sweet-Talking Cowboy (Matt & Lucy) Big-Hearted Cowboy (Jake & Millie) Baby-Daddy Cowboy (CJ & Isabel) True-Blue Cowboy (Nick & Eva) Strong-Willed Cowboy (Rafe & Kate) Secret-Santa Cowboy (Leo & Fiona) Stand-Up Cowboy (Garrett & Anna) Single-Dad Cowboy (Zeke & Nell) Marriage-Minded Cowboy (Teague & Val) Gift-Giving Cowboy (Sky & Penny)

Health Implications of Toxic Chemical Contamination of the Santa Monica Bay

Health Implications of Toxic Chemical Contamination of the Santa Monica Bay
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 332
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ISBN-10 : UCR:31210009391333
ISBN-13 :
Rating : 4/5 (33 Downloads)

Synopsis Health Implications of Toxic Chemical Contamination of the Santa Monica Bay by : United States. Congress. House. Committee on Energy and Commerce. Subcommittee on Health and the Environment