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Author |
: Zoë Foster Blake |
Publisher |
: Penguin |
Total Pages |
: 21 |
Release |
: 2020-01-14 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781524791902 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1524791903 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (02 Downloads) |
Synopsis No One Likes a Fart by : Zoë Foster Blake
Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Author |
: Tim Miller |
Publisher |
: HarperCollins Australia |
Total Pages |
: 52 |
Release |
: 2021-11-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781460709290 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1460709292 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (90 Downloads) |
Synopsis Read This Book and Never Fart Again by : Tim Miller
It's been almost a decade since the Fart Monster first entered the world, now he's back in this hilarious new book from bestselling creators Tim Miller and Matt Stanton When you've got a problem, who do you call? The fart monster has spent years releasing a barrage of bottom bazookas onto the world. Now, in a surprising twist, he's here to help put an end to those roars from the rear! Follow along at home as the fart monster leads us through his DIY guide to easing the common fart.
Author |
: Benjamin Franklin |
Publisher |
: Frog Books |
Total Pages |
: 136 |
Release |
: 2003-03-31 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1583940790 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781583940792 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (90 Downloads) |
Synopsis Fart Proudly by : Benjamin Franklin
Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.
Author |
: Jason Herbert |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 86 |
Release |
: 2019-08-19 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1687224099 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781687224095 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (99 Downloads) |
Synopsis Never Trust a Fart by : Jason Herbert
Like a hard hitting investigative reporter, I asked the tough questions and got down to the truth! Grown men throughout the world regularly poop their pants. Here are their stories.
Author |
: Derek Landy |
Publisher |
: HarperCollins Children's Books |
Total Pages |
: 32 |
Release |
: 2017-04-06 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0008242798 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780008242794 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (98 Downloads) |
Synopsis Old MacDonald Heard a Fart by : Derek Landy
"Old Macdonald heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" There are some VERY rude noises coming from Old Macdonald's farm - who could be responsible?! Sing along to this side-splitting picture book adaptation of everyone's favourite nursery rhyme.
Author |
: Amy Biancolli |
Publisher |
: Behler Publications, LLC |
Total Pages |
: 210 |
Release |
: 2014-09-29 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781933016467 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1933016469 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (67 Downloads) |
Synopsis Figuring Shit Out by : Amy Biancolli
"Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.
Author |
: Tim Miller |
Publisher |
: HarperCollins Australia |
Total Pages |
: 36 |
Release |
: 2012-11-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781743096680 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1743096682 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (80 Downloads) |
Synopsis There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends) by : Tim Miller
From the mega-bestselling creators of Fart Monster and Friends comes your favourite characters, now in paperback! There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... Written and illustrated by superstar duo, Tim Miller and Matt Stanton, this book will have you rolling all over the floor laughing. PRAISE 'With There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, the two men have come up with an instant classic. It's funny, it's beautifully illustrated and it's ever so naughty. I loved it. Now it's time to share it with my daughter!' - Rob Minshull, ABC Radio Brisbane 'If the word fart offends you, don't buy this book by these Aussie blokes because you'll be encouraging your preschooler to embrace their gastric shortcomings. The super-cute illustrations will even make puritans smile' - Herald Sun 'Tickle your toddler's funny bone with this irreverent story' - Mother and Baby 'Tim Miller's text comprises simple statements about where and how the farting takes place, leaving plenty of narrative room for Matt Stanton's cartoon-style illustrations. Using simple shapes, bulging-eyed characters and dynamic compositions, he engagingly captures the personalities of the little boy, the monster and the farts. This book will provoke disgust and hilarity in equal measure, but there is no doubt that it will definitely appeal to the legion of littlies who are fascinated with "impolite" bodily functions' - Canberra Times 'The title says it all, and this jovial book will delight the under fours' - Weekend Australian
Author |
: Humor Heals Us |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 36 |
Release |
: 2020-11-27 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1953399142 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781953399144 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (42 Downloads) |
Synopsis Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas by : Humor Heals Us
Fritz doesn't know it, but he's a big part of saving Christmas this year. Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to the children's homes? A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com
Author |
: Nicholas A. Basbanes |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 635 |
Release |
: 2012 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0979949157 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780979949159 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (57 Downloads) |
Synopsis A Gentle Madness by : Nicholas A. Basbanes
A Gentle Madness continues to astound and delight readers about the passion and expense a collector is willing to make in pursuit of the book. The book captures that last moment in time when collectors pursued their passions in dusty bookshops and street stalls, high stakes auctions, and the subterfuge worthy of a true bibliomaniac. An adventure among the afflicted, A Gentle Madness is vividly anecdotal and thoroughly researched. Nicholas Basbanes brings an investigative reporter's heart to illuminate collectors past and present in their pursuit of bibliomania. A New York Times Notable Book of the Year.
Author |
: Gene Wolfe |
Publisher |
: Tor Books |
Total Pages |
: 420 |
Release |
: 2007-04-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781429915472 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1429915471 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (72 Downloads) |
Synopsis Return to the Whorl by : Gene Wolfe
Gene Wolfe's Return to the Whorl is the third volume, after On Blue's Waters and In Green's Jungles, of his ambitious SF trilogy The Book of the Short Sun . . . It is again narrated by Horn, who has embarked on a quest in search of the heroic leader Patera Silk. Horn has traveled from his home on the planet Blue, reached the mysterious planet Green, and visited the great starship, the Whorl and even, somehow, the distant planet Urth. But Horn's identity has become ambiguous, a complex question embedded in the story, whose telling is itself complex, shifting from place to place, present to past. Perhaps Horn and Silk are now one being. Return to the Whorl brings Wolfe's major new fiction, The Book of the Short Sun, to a strange and seductive climax. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.