On My Ass

On My Ass
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Publisher : High Plains Press
Total Pages : 219
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ISBN-10 : 1937147061
ISBN-13 : 9781937147068
Rating : 4/5 (61 Downloads)

Synopsis On My Ass by : Dean Lou

Author Lou Dean and her riding buddy Jeanne saddled their faithful steeds Jesse James, a donkey, and Tut, an Arabian. They began a month long ride that took them across northern Colorado, to promote non-violence in schools. As they encounter unforeseen challenges along the trail, Lou Dean wrestles with the brokenness of her past and seeks the courage to stay in the saddle.

The Best Thing About My Ass Is That It's Behind Me

The Best Thing About My Ass Is That It's Behind Me
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Publisher : Harper Collins
Total Pages : 222
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780062090645
ISBN-13 : 006209064X
Rating : 4/5 (45 Downloads)

Synopsis The Best Thing About My Ass Is That It's Behind Me by : Lisa Ann Walter

Actress and comic Lisa Ann Walter offers a hilarious, star-studded collection of essays encouraging women to laugh at what they can't change, enjoy a guilty pleasure or two, and finally accept the lives and the bodies they're in now. The star of shows like Abbott Elementary and movies like The Parent Trap, Shall We Dance, and Bruce Almighty delivers a warm, wry, honest, and effective exhortation to find happiness where you are, in a serenity prayer for today’s woman that’s perfect for fans of Gretchen Rubin’s The Happiness Project, Valerie Bertinelli’s Losing It and Chelsea Handler’s My Horizontal Life.

Would You Like to Play with My Ass?

Would You Like to Play with My Ass?
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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages : 28
Release :
ISBN-10 : 1546423540
ISBN-13 : 9781546423546
Rating : 4/5 (40 Downloads)

Synopsis Would You Like to Play with My Ass? by : Gary Galvin

This may sound a bit crass, but would you like to play with my ass? My ass is big, my ass is strong, when you play with my ass, you're never wrong... This fun, beautiful illustrated playful book will surely crack you up with laughter. The innocent little cute story will get you spend all day reading and laughing. This book will be a huge hit for all occasions: gag gift, baby showers, birthday parties, and wedding presents. Give this book as a gag gift to your friend, and they will remember you forever! *You probably should not read this to your children. The must have book for all people with a great sense of humor. Get this book now and start laughing.

The Ass Book

The Ass Book
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Publisher : Bruno Gmuender
Total Pages : 0
Release :
ISBN-10 : 3867875251
ISBN-13 : 9783867875257
Rating : 4/5 (51 Downloads)

Synopsis The Ass Book by : Micha Schulze

Finally a comprehensive guide to a man's second most important sensual organ! Designed for practical use, "The Ass Book" tells you how you and your partner can get more pleasure from your backside. The authors not only provide you with crucial information about anatomy, but give you useful tips to improve your health, fitness, and appearance and of course for better fun down under. Easy-to-understand and written with the gay man in mind, this book is rounded out with advice from experts and interesting sections on the rear in art, literature, and psychology.

Maestro, My Ass!

Maestro, My Ass!
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 224
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ISBN-10 : 0979354277
ISBN-13 : 9780979354274
Rating : 4/5 (77 Downloads)

Synopsis Maestro, My Ass! by : Michael Ashton

From the Author's Prologue I wrote the original manuscript of this book in 2003, prior to any immediately obvious signs that a crash of the financial markets was on the near (one to five years) horizon. At that time I presented the manuscript to my employer, I was a trader for a major multinational bank, and asked permission to publish it. Since the manuscript was critical of Greenspan and his policies, and stated clearly where they would probably lead us, permission was not granted. At that time, major financial institutions hesitated to challenge Greenspan, and they were very cautious about allowing any of their employees to do so in a public forum. Now that I have left the bank, and the result of Greenspan's policies have been realized, I have decided that it is time to air these opinions and share some of my concerns and suggestions for the future. This is, to be sure, not as timely now as it would have been then. However, it would be presumptuous of me to suggest that publishing this book at that time would have made any difference in what subsequently has taken place-individuals with more authority than mine tried to warn the financial community of the impending disaster, and it is now obvious that they were not listened to. ... The case against Alan Greenspan will have to stand on the evidence presented; it's up to you to decide just how egregious Greenspan's errors of judgment were and whether or not what I have said here convinces you that proper analysis of the situation at the time would have forestalled the current crisis.

Introducing the Medieval Ass

Introducing the Medieval Ass
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Publisher : University of Wales Press
Total Pages : 182
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781786836236
ISBN-13 : 1786836238
Rating : 4/5 (36 Downloads)

Synopsis Introducing the Medieval Ass by : Kathryn L. Smithies

Introducing the Medieval Ass presents a lucid, accessible, and comprehensive picture of the ass’s enormous socio-economic and cultural significance in the Middle Ages and beyond. In the Middle Ages, the ass became synonymous with human idiocy, a comic figure representing foolish peasants, students too dull to learn, and their asinine teachers. This trope of foolishness was so prevalent that by the eighteenth century the word ‘ass’ had been replaced by ‘donkey’. Economically, the medieval ass was a vital, utilitarian beast of burden, rather like today’s ubiquitous white van; culturally, however, the medieval ass enjoyed a rich, paradoxical reputation. Its hard work was praised, but its obstinacy condemned. It exemplified the good Christian, humbly bearing Christ to Jerusalem, but also represented Sloth, a mortal sin. Its potent sexual reputation – one literary ass had sex with a woman – was simultaneously linked to sterility and, to this day, ‘ass’ and ‘arse’ remain culturally-connected homophones.

I need a new bum

I need a new bum
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Publisher : Oratia Media Ltd
Total Pages : 32
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781877514579
ISBN-13 : 1877514578
Rating : 4/5 (79 Downloads)

Synopsis I need a new bum by : Dawn McMillan

I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.

My Smelly Ass

My Smelly Ass
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 28
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ISBN-10 : 199934832X
ISBN-13 : 9781999348328
Rating : 4/5 (2X Downloads)

Synopsis My Smelly Ass by : Lee Pong Wong

A story about a smelly donkey with a gas problem, which will have you and your children laughing out loud! Suitable for both boys and girls aged 3 years old up to 8 years old

Justice My Ass!

Justice My Ass!
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 0
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ISBN-10 : 1426921799
ISBN-13 : 9781426921797
Rating : 4/5 (99 Downloads)

Synopsis Justice My Ass! by : Fred Kelly Grant

Collection of experiences working the courts of Maryland and Idaho, Fred Grant and associates demonstrate the need for hard-work combined with humor in the judicial system.

Dressed in Clover - Part 2: Due Bocconcini

Dressed in Clover - Part 2: Due Bocconcini
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Publisher : Jilla Lavalle
Total Pages : 204
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ISBN-10 :
ISBN-13 :
Rating : 4/5 ( Downloads)

Synopsis Dressed in Clover - Part 2: Due Bocconcini by : Jilla Lavalle

In Part 2 of Dressed in Clover, Becky and I must decide whether our love for Mark (whom we met six months ago) could ever compete with our love for each other (which has growing over six years) or if we’re better off just the two of us. As we attempt to figure out our true feelings for each other, the trio is further tested at large family gatherings. We continue to introduce our “trio” to friends and extended family as we try to gain their approval. Romantic dates and erotic emprises await Mark, Becky, and me in the continuation of the Dressed in Clover series.