First-time parents are entering a new and sometimes scary world. They may have some idea of what they're getting into, but most don't know what their new lives will be like once their bundle of love arrives. OMG, Baby! offers a series of amusing and sometimes poignant anecdotes designed to provide a real-life glimpse of the parenting journey. Taken from the life of author Sharon S. Joag and her daughter, these tales focus on infancy, toddlerhood, and all the various experiences and milestones that happen during those years. From food and pets to travel and interaction with the world at large, Joag shares the good, the bad, and the ugly and includes advice along the way for new parents. She helps to show that the world of parenting might not be so scary after all; in fact, it can be a lot of fun! This collection shares humorous, true baby stories from the life of one woman and her young daughter, along with guidance and encouragement for new parents.

You are mistaken for a prostitute... You fart during yoga class ... Your boyfriend has been posting pictures of his penis online ... ...And all you can say is OMG! But then what? In this laugh-out-loud funny guide, gossip queen Deborah Baer gives you the wildest, wittiest, even witchiest solutions to the dramas and traumas that make you say, "Oh my God!" So the next time your boyfriend asks you what you think about getting a boob job, or your former BFF hits "reply all" and "accidentally" spills your deepest, darkest secret to the entire world, don't cry out for divine intervention. Just consult your OMG! advisor and you'll know just what to do—any place, anywhere, any time!

i want to make you a perfume i only like one kind of fragrance hmm your beauty he was a callous ceo who lacked trust in people she was an unknown and beautiful arrowhead and they were bundled together by mistake she allowed him who had lost his sense of smell to experience the beauty of life once more meng bao innocent accusation daddy i said to help you get your mommy together to enjoy the happiness but you made me single

Kate Evans, celebrated author of the breastfeeding bestseller, The Food of Love, acclaimed cartoonist, and mother, turns her attention to the joys and pains of growing a baby. Evans deftly handles the physical and emotional changes that come with being pregnant, looking at the practicalities of every stage as well as the challenges that may arise. Her no-nonsense, quirky, and accessible text is illustrated throughout with detailed artwork to guide the reader through the intricacies of human reproduction, whilst her customary laugh-out-loud cartoons demystify the complexities of pregnancy and birth.The book includes:• a graphic guide to conception• practical help for those trying to conceive• early pregnancy advice• stop telling me what to do• food, glorious food• the call of the duvet• engaging with the professionals• abortion rights and wrongs• miscarriage support• screening and scans• are you ready to have a baby?• the physical preparations• ripening and readying• waiting well past your due date• the art of birth: labor• push it real good• the Caesarean section

When her husband was cheating, the man he mistakenly provoked was a legend in Banyan City. He had monstrous wealth and power, and his appearance was beauties. She was a man with a special relationship with her ... — She was arranged to go on a blind date. The two little bun cried as they called her: "Dad is hitting us, help!" She rushed over with a head full of sweat. The man was rewarding the two little bun who had performed well ... She angrily said, "Mu Zhan Qian, my blind date has been destroyed by you!" The man said in a low voice, "If you want to remarry, why do you need to go so far? My child father, shouldn't he be the first choice? "

Jenna and Billy are in love. He's an app developer, a hyper-plugged-in citizen of the internet, with a big Scottish family and winning smile. She is a yoga teacher, tuned in to the vibes of the spiritual universe, who was abandoned by her mother as an infant and orphaned by her father's recent death. When they meet, it's electric, and it is no time before they are married and eager to start their own family. But when they can't get pregnant, Billy devises a plan: they would raise funds for their in vitro fertilization on Kickstarter, offering donor perks like cutting the cord, naming the baby, and catching the baby when it takes its first steps. The good news is that they make their fundraising goal, get pregnant and have a baby! The bad news is that their marriage begins to fall apart when they have to deliver on all those perks. It's hard enough to survive delivering a baby without a performance artist making a documentary of the cord cutting. It's difficult enough to get baby to sit up and smile for a six month portrait without a local politician taking up half the lens. What does it mean to be owned by the internet? Lydia Netzer's Everybody's Baby explores how relationships grow and fail in public and private life, the hazards of living "in the cloud," and the nature of love online and off.

Her marriage was to stay by herself in a large, empty house. Her marriage lasted from hope until despair. Her marriage was a monthly routine of the 8th. If it's a lie, then just lie for the rest of your life, okay? At least this way, they could continue all the way to the end of their lives.

What happens when you find out that life as you know it has drastically changed with one false statement and/or one untrue word? What happens when the stories of your youth catch up with you and threatens to dismantle everything you've worked so hard to build? ​ ​ Allure, a successful case worker, longs to be in a relationship. With high morals and standards, the dating pool hasn't proven to generate the desires of her heart. However, when a blast from her past resurfaces, will he posses enough magic to capture her heart, or will what she perceives as lies and manipulation leave her lonely for yet another season of her life? ​ Blair, a happily married successful attorney working her way to the top, finds that balancing the demands of her career and trying to satisfy her husband's desires to start a family is driving her insane. When an unexpected event occurs at her job, and it forces her to reevaluate her life's dreams, she begins to put more thought into starting a family, but her absenteeism from home and unraveling deception pushes her husband to the brink. ​ Countess, is a single mother of a rebellious teenage daughter (Zora), who takes her through every emotion one can experience on a daily basis. Between her daughter and her no good boyfriend, Countess relies on her best friends Allure and Blair, for moral support and a balance from her crazy life. When tragedy strikes her daughter, the paralyzing drama rips apart her relationships with everyone she loves. ​  In this riveting novel, three best friends Allure, Blair and Countess, also known as the "ABC Trio", move vicariously through life, trying to achieve all that life has to offer them, however when lies, deception and manipulation begin to surround them, their friendships collide into it's first breaking point. The pressure mounts and culminates into an unlikelyand untimely catastrophic event that no one expects.

Billionaire romance, curvy romance, paranormal romance, mafia romance. Eric and Selena's story continue from where it ended, but with more challenges. The madness, comedy, love, action, suspense, mystery, and all you already know continue. Past situations make their way to the light of truth and acknowledgement. The battle between Angels and Demons, dark love and pure love, is whirling and explosive. Their relationship goes strong but tested from all corners. Selena is one main prize for all parties. Will she change her love and surrender to the other side? Will Eric give up in front of torments and rejections? The gypsy from Selena's past, who foresaw her pair and her son, is coming back with renewed predictions. What these will be, how will they affect the couple, and what's her real connection to Selena? Author promises a HEA, though the twists and turns will be as never before… Realms is the fourth book in the Icy Shots on a Hot Billionaire series.