Old MacDonald Heard a Fart

Old MacDonald Heard a Fart
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Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
Total Pages : 32
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0008242798
ISBN-13 : 9780008242794
Rating : 4/5 (98 Downloads)

Synopsis Old MacDonald Heard a Fart by : Derek Landy

"Old Macdonald heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" There are some VERY rude noises coming from Old Macdonald's farm - who could be responsible?! Sing along to this side-splitting picture book adaptation of everyone's favourite nursery rhyme.

Santa Claus Heard a Fart

Santa Claus Heard a Fart
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Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
Total Pages : 32
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0008357951
ISBN-13 : 9780008357955
Rating : 4/5 (51 Downloads)

Synopsis Santa Claus Heard a Fart by : Olaf Falafel

Father Christmas Heard a Fart

Father Christmas Heard a Fart
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Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
Total Pages : 32
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0008339457
ISBN-13 : 9780008339456
Rating : 4/5 (57 Downloads)

Synopsis Father Christmas Heard a Fart by : Olaf Falafel

The side-splitting festive follow-up to Old MacDonald Heard a Fart, from hilarious picture book superstar, Olaf Falafel. "Father Christmas heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" Father Christmas is getting ready to deliver the presents - but he keeps getting distracted by some VERY rude noises! Who keeps FARTING?! Could such a big noise actually be coming from someone rather small...' More windy fun is in store in this brilliant picture book by the sensational Olaf Falafel. Featuring helpful do-it-yourself instructions so you can fart along to your heart's content and drive your family nuts during the holidays, it's set to be the ultimate stocking filler for Christmas! Fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped series will love this tongue-in-cheek Christmas tale. Perfect for ages 4 and up.

Poo in the Zoo

Poo in the Zoo
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Publisher : Tiger Tales
Total Pages : 34
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781680103618
ISBN-13 : 168010361X
Rating : 4/5 (18 Downloads)

Synopsis Poo in the Zoo by : Steve Smallman

Bob McGrew, the head keeper at the zoo, loves his job -- except when he has to clean up the poo! One day, the iguana leaves behind something that catches the attention of the entire town -- and a poo museum owner -- and ends up making Bob's messy job a lot easier!

A Confederacy of Dunces

A Confederacy of Dunces
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Publisher : Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
Total Pages : 414
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780802197627
ISBN-13 : 0802197620
Rating : 4/5 (27 Downloads)

Synopsis A Confederacy of Dunces by : John Kennedy Toole

Winner of the Pulitzer Prize “A masterwork . . . the novel astonishes with its inventiveness . . . it is nothing less than a grand comic fugue.”—The New York Times Book Review A Confederacy of Dunces is an American comic masterpiece. John Kennedy Toole's hero, one Ignatius J. Reilly, is "huge, obese, fractious, fastidious, a latter-day Gargantua, a Don Quixote of the French Quarter. His story bursts with wholly original characters, denizens of New Orleans' lower depths, incredibly true-to-life dialogue, and the zaniest series of high and low comic adventures" (Henry Kisor, Chicago Sun-Times).

The Story of Little Pickle

The Story of Little Pickle
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 32
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ISBN-10 : 1520958617
ISBN-13 : 9781520958613
Rating : 4/5 (17 Downloads)

Synopsis The Story of Little Pickle by : Kimberly Schiller

Little Pickle has been left all alone in his jar! Where did his pickle friends go? Will he be able to follow? The Story of Little Pickle shows that we can make it through tough times when we don't give up hope.

Trixie Pickle Art Avenger

Trixie Pickle Art Avenger
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Publisher : Penguin UK
Total Pages : 243
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780241537657
ISBN-13 : 0241537657
Rating : 4/5 (57 Downloads)

Synopsis Trixie Pickle Art Avenger by : Olaf Falafel

'Funny, arty and just a little bit naughty, the Art Avenger is amazing!' Matt Lucas 'Very funny . . . I learned tons about art and laughed A LOT.' Joe Lycett A laugh-out-loud illustrated adventure featuring Trixie Pickle, the Banksy of her school. Trixie loves art and hates bullies - and so decides to become an Art Avenger, righting wrongs at her school through art. She uses Picasso, Pollock and Ofili to teach bullies a lesson, get out of lessons and help those in need, like an arty Robin Hood. Highly illustrated throughout by Olaf and with fact files of hilarious and irreverent details about real artists, Trixie Pickle is perfect for fans of Konnie Huq, Sam Copeland and Liz Pichon.

The Erotic Muse

The Erotic Muse
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Publisher : University of Illinois Press
Total Pages : 488
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0252067894
ISBN-13 : 9780252067891
Rating : 4/5 (94 Downloads)

Synopsis The Erotic Muse by : Ed Cray

If you've ever wanted to know the "correct" words to "Roll Me Over," or wondered where the melody of "Sweet Betsy from Pike" came from, this book can answer your questions. Extensively revised and including forty more songs than its predecessor, this new edition of The Erotic Muse is a unique scholarly collection of bawdy or forbidden American folksongs. Ed Cray presents the full texts of some 125 songs, with melodies for most of them and detailed annotations for all. His lively commentary places the songs in historical, social, and, where appropriate, psychological context.

Doctor Grundy's Undies

Doctor Grundy's Undies
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Publisher : Courier Dover Publications
Total Pages : 35
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780486832487
ISBN-13 : 0486832481
Rating : 4/5 (87 Downloads)

Synopsis Doctor Grundy's Undies by : Dawn McMillan

A strong gust of wind sweeps Doctor Grundy's best undies—brand-new, and decorated with tiger stripes and tiger eyes off the clothesline. The unusual undergarments go flapping out to sea and across many different lands. Who will get to keep them? A cracked crew of pirates? A silly Scottish bagpiper? You'll find out in this fun-filled and irreverent world tour. The adventure is XXL, just like the fabulous undies, and loaded with clever rhymes and winsome pictures by the bestselling team of storyteller Dawn McMillan and illustrator Ross Kinnaird, the cheeky creators of I Need A New Butt!

The City Born Great

The City Born Great
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Publisher : Tor Books
Total Pages : 27
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780765393456
ISBN-13 : 076539345X
Rating : 4/5 (56 Downloads)

Synopsis The City Born Great by : N. K. Jemisin

In this standalone short story by N. K. Jemisin, author of The Fifth Season, winner of the Hugo Award for Best Novel, New York City is about to go through a few changes. Like all great metropolises before it, when a city gets big enough, old enough, it must be born; but there are ancient enemies who cannot tolerate new life. Thus New York will live or die by the efforts of a reluctant midwife...and how well he can learn to sing the city's mighty song. The City Born Great is a Tor.com Original. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.