Monkeyfarts!

Monkeyfarts!
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Publisher : Quirk Books
Total Pages : 100
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ISBN-10 : 9781594746109
ISBN-13 : 1594746109
Rating : 4/5 (09 Downloads)

Synopsis Monkeyfarts! by : David Borgenicht

From classic favorites to zany newcomers, Monkeyfarts! is packed to bursing with wild and wacky jokes about monsters, pirates, polar bears, super-heroes, hot dogs, Harry Potter, Vikings, elephants, vampires, and more. With hilarious jokes and bold illustrations, it’s the only joke book you’ll ever need. Who doesn’t love Monkeyfarts!?

Tom the Farting Monkey

Tom the Farting Monkey
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 33
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ISBN-10 : 9798764703671
ISBN-13 :
Rating : 4/5 (71 Downloads)

Synopsis Tom the Farting Monkey by : Sophie Jones

A book is rich in colorful illustrations for children and adults about farts, friendship, and family. Meet a little farting hero, a monkey named Tom. Put a SMILE on your child face! Scroll up and BUY NOW!

Abe the Farting Ape's April Fool's Day

Abe the Farting Ape's April Fool's Day
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 34
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ISBN-10 : 1637311044
ISBN-13 : 9781637311042
Rating : 4/5 (44 Downloads)

Synopsis Abe the Farting Ape's April Fool's Day by : Humor Heals Us

Hi, I'm Abe the ape. I love April Fool's Day, mainly because I like laughing but also because I like farting... Laughing and farting. Farting and laughing. It's all the same to me. In this funny animal book about farts, Abe shares his farts like Silent Safari, Joke Jungle, and Terrible Trickster. The book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Farting Leprechaun Book of Bunny Farts Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer Makes a perfect gift for April Fool's day for boys and girls.

The Monkey's Fart

The Monkey's Fart
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 110
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ISBN-10 : 1839454660
ISBN-13 : 9781839454660
Rating : 4/5 (60 Downloads)

Synopsis The Monkey's Fart by : Michael Skyner

Sometimes irreverent, always funny. The Monkey's Fart is a serious attempt to interest children in poetry and reading. If you love reading, then you'll love this book. If you don't like reading, are a slow reader, or dyslexic. Then this book is still for you. Meet Mr Grump, Lembit the Lion, The Big Galoopha, Jibbering Jim, Polly Polynesia, and a host of other crazy characters. Also features the hilarious short story; Be Careful What You Wolf For. The Monkey's Fart is a must for anyone who loves wacky poems and stories. There is even a chapter at the end to help you create your own wacky or nonsense poems. The Monkey's Fart is perfect for all children, parents and grandparents looking for an unusual read. Ideal for teachers seeking to interest children in reading and whet their appetite for poetry.

Don't Mean Nothing

Don't Mean Nothing
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Publisher : Univ of Massachusetts Press
Total Pages : 282
Release :
ISBN-10 : 1558494421
ISBN-13 : 9781558494428
Rating : 4/5 (21 Downloads)

Synopsis Don't Mean Nothing by : Susan O'Neill

In this debut story collection, the first by a woman who served in Vietnam, Susan O'Neill offers a remarkable, unprecedented glimpse into the war from a female perspective.

The World's Biggest Fart

The World's Biggest Fart
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Publisher : NubeOcho
Total Pages : 48
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9788419974747
ISBN-13 : 8419974749
Rating : 4/5 (47 Downloads)

Synopsis The World's Biggest Fart by : Rafael Ordóñez

El mono fue el que tuvo la idea de este gran concurso. Un concurso de pedos en la jungla, donde participarán el elefante, el león, la cebra, el hipopótamo, el rinoceronte. ¿Quién será el ganador?

Fart-o-Pedia

Fart-o-Pedia
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 152
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781510768239
ISBN-13 : 1510768238
Rating : 4/5 (39 Downloads)

Synopsis Fart-o-Pedia by : Rip Van Ripperton

An colorfully illustrated encyclopedia of fart facts, jokes, riddles, and more! Flatulently funny and perfect for ages 7–12! With humorous entries that include types of farts, food items that cause gas, what farts are called in different countries, jokes and riddles, sidebars, science, rules, advice, how to’s, and more, this book is the gassiest gift for the fart fan in any family. It contains a mishmash of information, perfect for bathroom reading and rippin' jokes with your pals. Entries include: Dog, the: Who you blame when you pass gas at the dinner table. How to save a fart for later. Fart in a glass Mason jar. Quickly put the lid on and screw it tightly. Have a friend open it later. Once you’ve done this, send us a note telling us whether or not it worked. "Hoof Hearted Ice Melted:" Say it out loud five times. You’ll get it. Pull my finger: What someone says to a friend when they have a fart locked and loaded. Once the friend pulls the finger, the fart is unleashed. Great trick that only works once. Silent but deadly (SBD): A fart that comes out with barely a whisper but then knocks everyone out with its noxious stench.

Comic Books For Kids: Fart Superhero Books For Kids

Comic Books For Kids: Fart Superhero Books For Kids
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Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Total Pages : 59
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781635017861
ISBN-13 : 1635017866
Rating : 4/5 (61 Downloads)

Synopsis Comic Books For Kids: Fart Superhero Books For Kids by : El Ninjo

BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This is the New & Enhanced Version Of The Famous Fart Book: African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle, Volume 3. All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle is something for young and old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud Effect and many more steamy Kenia bean blowing stories... See you inside where the bottom burping fun begins...

The Perfect Star

The Perfect Star
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Publisher : Yearling
Total Pages : 386
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781524764661
ISBN-13 : 1524764663
Rating : 4/5 (61 Downloads)

Synopsis The Perfect Star by : Rob Buyea

Return to Lake View Middle School in the third book of the PERFECT SCORE series from the beloved author of Because of Mr. Terupt. Eighth grade promises to be an unforgettable year of tears, laughter, surprises, and star power. GAVIN's days of football glory have arrived, but an accident on the home front upends his family. Ever enterprising, NATALIE anchors a morning news broadcast at school--where she's unafraid to tackle big issues. Being on the outs with his best friend sucks, but the more TREVOR tries to patch things up, the worse things get. Sidelined with a gymnastics injury, RANDI develops a bad attitude and worries that her mom's new boyfriend means changes she won't like. SCOTT discovers hidden talents . . . and becomes a secret weapon on and off the football field. It's the final year of middle school--a time to play hard, smart, and together!

Cowboy Monkey Talks Fluff

Cowboy Monkey Talks Fluff
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Publisher : Boolarong Press
Total Pages : 34
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781925877762
ISBN-13 : 1925877760
Rating : 4/5 (62 Downloads)

Synopsis Cowboy Monkey Talks Fluff by : Michael Rohr

Parents and children will LAUGH OUT LOUD reading this hilarious book about the natural occurrence of fluffs that happen to all human and animal species. Children follow a monkey in a cowboy hat as he teaches children the circumstances of when it is appropriate and not so appropriate to fluff with this great rhyming story.