Magnetifico: Tales for the Funny(dark)side. When brothers Tommy and Mick Stone go on a reconciliation weekend to the Welsh valleys, little did they realise that they were going to get caught in the middle of something so out of this World, it is going to change their lives forever. Since childhood, both had gone their separate ways in life. Mike, an academic with a family, children, and a bright future. Tommy, living life on the edge. Going from scam to scam to make ends meet without a care in the world. Neither of them would believe what they would find on that weekend of bonding, and neither would forget the tragic set of circumstances they have now found themselves in the middle of. But what they do not realise is that this mysterious event they have now witnessed, has drawn them into a deadly game of life and death. With changes happening to them, and events happening in the background they have no concept of, they return to their lives thinking they are the only ones who know the truth. How wrong could they have been as this alien contact story leads the brothers on an adventure they will never forget!

A fun story packed with comedy/ horror, humour and a hugely different type of ghost, which will leave you looking down the toilet before you commit yourself, that is if your sense of humour is up to it! Do you believe in ghosts? Bill begins to think differently as his first night shift back as a Security Guard gets off to a bumpy start and he soon realises they are real, VERY real. Not only are they out to scare him, but they are also out to take his mind, body and soul. Will he make it through the night, with his sanity and soul intact? Or will he become something else! With randy ghost William Moorcock on his back, ANYTHING is possible during the Night Shift from hell.

Our existence is fragile. Our minds can be fragile as Ross Branning soon discovers when he hires a farm hand called Danny. Danny is a loner. A brunt of so many jokes, but what people do not realise about Danny, is, he has a way to deal with mickey takers. A special curse that will consume those who dare ridicule him. When Ross accidently gets the special curse meant for his wife, he goes on a journey of self-realisation and self-awareness beyond the shackles of normal everyday existence. A life as a tin of beans. Desperate and confused, Ross’s memories are soon returning, but equally fading away as time passes on a shelf in the corner shop he has been taken to. Hope, and a sprinkle of pity are all that he has left. Where will his journey end? Will it end? What else has the malevolent Danny got in store for him? Journey with Ross and find out how and what it is like to live life, as a tin of beans as Ross tries to find a way back to his old life.

When Zoe Read decides that having sex in the local woodlands was a good idea to lift her relationships ailing sex life, little did she realise that she was being watched. This watcher, though, was no ordinary voyeur. The shadow figure she sees while having her fun is going to change her life beyond her wildest dreams. The shadow figure, a dark malevolent featureless outline of a human, has been tracking her. Waiting, and timing the arrival to this very moment in Zoe’s life. The future is coming. A future that has set the Earth as Zoe knows it on its extinction day. Many things have been going wrong with society. Many things that the Others believe they can change for the better of humanity, but not humanity for the good of all. A humanity that is set to realign a path that has now been broken. John Oaks has discovered a signal from a rogue satellite. His life is one of paranormal investigations and so far, he has found nothing more interesting that a plume of smoke he believes is a visitation from another world. The signal he had discovered will be way beyond his comprehension as his investigation takes on a new level of understanding as the military takes over what he thought was something he had control over. Sergeant, and a professor, Sam Steel is head of the investigation team for the military, as John soon discovers when he is kidnapped. Their connections are strong, and they somehow know each other but not of this timeline, a timeline they know they must have been linked together somehow. With a new understanding and the seriousness of what he learns, his life also spirals out of this world to become another cog in the machine of the universe. A portal so advanced becomes his nemesis and his best friend as the team he has now assigned to discover how far the Others will go to retain the path the Earth is set to follow. Some things in life are meant to be discovered. Other things, well…knowing when to walk away is not so easy when you are a human of form! With timelines interfering with the Earth’s destiny and the Others racing to undo all that has been set in motion, an Earth end date is looming, and a race begins to save the planet and the billions of lives that are set to be destroyed in this science fiction thriller.

The Mirror Man Parallax: Tales from the Funny(dark)side. A pair of unassuming antique mirrors come to the rescue of Wayne Flax, who has been down on his luck. Wayne Flax has been made redundant from his job six months again, and now, broke, and living off the dole, he is about to be evicted from his home along with his wife and two daughters if he cannot come up with the two months’ rent, he is now behind with. Having just gambled away his last ten pounds, his luck changes one morning when he is offered a new job in an antiques store. Little does he know that his life is about to change forever. The following morning in his new job, he learns about two special mirrors that ultimately become his salvation, and his demise. Will he discover enough about the mirrors in time to break a century old curse that they possess, or will Wayne be the next family victim to befall the mirrors evil intent? With his life now on the line, Wayne has no choice but to enter, The Mirror Man Parallax!

The Panic Inside, is a self-help book about my life and what I have learned about panic attacks over the last twenty-five years I have been suffering with them. If you are reading this blurb, then you too might be a sufferer, or you might know someone who is trying to understand and find the right help to progress foreword from having panic. This book gives you an insight to what panic attacks are, how they might be affecting your life as they do mine and will give you a few insights into how you can manage your panic attacks. There are many books on mental health issues and far too many books on panic attacks that promise you a miracle cure. I only promise you one thing, you will have a better understanding of panic attacks and be better prepared when they occur. Seeking guidance early-on is the most important thing you can do right now. If you are experiencing panic attacks and they are beginning to affect your life, now is the time to act and seek help. Early intervention has a higher success rate in overcoming panic attacks. Long-term suffers will know how hard it is to overcome panic attacks and can lead to further complications such as Agoraphobia and Autophobia (Monophobia.), if left untreated, as I have experienced because I did not seek the right help early-on and thought they would go away one day. Yours might, but if they do not. I would encourage you at least talk to your doctor or GP about panic attacks and the help that is available.

A General Guide to Filling your Garden with plants on a shoestring. Do you think it is impossible to fill your garden with flowers, herbs, vegetables & fruit? On a tight budget? Well think again. I do this every year and have no restrictions on how many, or few plants I choose to fill my garden with. Growing your own plants cannot be simpler. We have all been to the garden centre and had our eyes pop out when the cashier tallies up our purchases, and it’s getting more and more expensive to fill those naked borders. With just a little knowledge and a few cost saving tips, this could be a thing of the past for you. Not only is it more pleasurable to grow your own plants, it makes sense. Why burst the bank when you could be spending the extra money you save on something else! This handy guide will help you grow your own plants, save you money and hopefully help you recycle more of those plastic pots that are polluting our planet, along with reusing many things you might ordinarily throw away. Gardening is not only a great exercise; it also is one of the best stress relievers in this hectic world we all live in today. This is your space, and it need not cost the Earth to have it filled with plants. There is also a month-by-month gardening guide to give you some handy hints & tips through the gardening year of what jobs can be done, and what plants to sow and grow, and at what time through the year.

Laying strapped to the bed, Sam stares up at the ceiling listening to the distant thunder approaching. Her shaven head shows the scars she had endured. Two days have passed since anyone had come to her. Unable to hold on, Sam lays in her filth. The stench of time is within the room. Her mind has clung on to a hope for decades. Soon, Sam tells herself. Soon I will be free from this hell. He is coming for me soon and I will be free, Sam thinks to herself as the thunder approaches outside. Another hour flashes by and the thunder is close now. Soon, Sam thinks, praying for this time to end. Aches and pains in her restrained body have become unbearable but soon this will end and I will be free. Noises can be heard in the distance as the thunder wreaks its wrath on Earth. Earth's salvation is not in saving humanity. Sam understands that now. Earth has lived for four and half billion years and has come through many disastrous events. Humanity is not Salvation for the Earth Sam thinks, as the thunder is nearly at her side. Earth's salvation lies not within a person or an action of good, it is the ability to accept the path. The path is one we all choose and we have some control over but the future, there is no termination as it presides beyond our reach. We have no more control of that event than the choice we make today, Sam muses, as the thunder is upon her. Soon, Sam thinks. Soon the darkness will come for me and I will be free once more. I could live a million lifetimes more and live forever, Sam chuckles to herself. Do as you will to me but I will be free. I will live beyond…the flash of light kills those thoughts. Where is my salvation, Sam thinks, as light sears her flesh? A millisecond of time now feels like a lifetime, but there is no salvation. Sam’s final thought is the words Liev had left her. [be careful what you wish for.]

I Nearly Shit Myself 3, is a dark tale from Joe KING that will show you how sometimes it is better to stick with what you have, rather than risk it all. With profanity from the beginning, your sense of humour/humor will be pushed to its limits! When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, but it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As Joel’s drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken was never going to have a happy ending! I Nearly Shit Myself 3 is now being published as, The PLONKER with an alternative ending.

Some books you read with impunity; other books should never be read. When a book offers life from a certain death, do you read it? Follow all the instructions for the gift of a prolonged life? Many people would? But if the instructions were for you to kill someone, a loved one. What then? This dark tale shows you how far some people would go for the gift of life. After his father's funeral, William goes back home to his parent’s cottage in a small sleepy village where he grew up to sort out the business and abode, he once thought he would never leave. His legacy of a cottage and car garage left to him by his parents soon becomes a living nightmare when things keep happening that make no logical sense in this age of realism and not witchcraft. William's partner Kate soon realises there is more than just his father’s death going in this sleepy village, and their lives are soon turned upside down with what she discovers. What was supposed to be a few days sorting out the mess left behind by William's father, soon turns into a ghost tale that has them both fighting for their very lives. The BOOK is a modern-day classic ghost horror story. Joe King's twisted mind leads you on a guessing game, and just when you think you have figured it all out, you would be wrong!