Killing Auntie

Killing Auntie
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Publisher : New Vessel Press
Total Pages : 116
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ISBN-10 : 9781939931238
ISBN-13 : 1939931231
Rating : 4/5 (38 Downloads)

Synopsis Killing Auntie by : Andrzej Bursa

"The Polish postwar firebrand Andrzej Bursa acquired a reputation as a quick-burning, existentially tormented rebel. . . . Yet Bursa's dark humor and deadpan satire . . . keep utter bleakness at bay."—The Independent "A revolution against the banality of everyday life."—Gazeta Krakowska A young university student named Jurek, with no particular ambitions or talents, is adrift. After his doting aunt asks him to perform a small chore, he decides to kill her for no good reason other than, perhaps, boredom. Killing Auntie follows Jurek as he seeks to dispose of the corpse—a task more difficult than one might imagine—and then falls in love with a girl he meets on a train. Can he tell her what he's done? Will that ruin everything? "I'm convinced—simply—that we are all guilty," says Jurek, and his adventures with nosy neighbors, false-toothed grandmothers, and love-making lynxes shed light on how an entire society becomes involved in the murder and disposal of dear old Auntie. This is a short comedic masterpiece combining elements of Fyodor Dostoevsky, Jean-Paul Sartre, Franz Kafka, and Joseph Heller, coming together in the end to produce an unforgettable tale of murder and—just maybe—redemption. Andrzej Bursa was born in 1934 in Krakow, Poland, and died twenty-five years later. In his brief lifetime he composed some of the most original Polish writing of the twentieth century. Killing Auntie is his only novel. His brilliant career and tragic early death established him as a cult figure among restless and disenchanted youth.

Top 10 Ways To Kill Your Uncle

Top 10 Ways To Kill Your Uncle
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 32
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ISBN-10 : 9798620749072
ISBN-13 :
Rating : 4/5 (72 Downloads)

Synopsis Top 10 Ways To Kill Your Uncle by : Steve Hudgins

Imagine the look on your uncle's face when they see you reading this book! If you're really looking for the top 10 ways to kill your uncle, stop what you're doing and seek psychiatric help immediately. For the rest of you, bring some dark, humorous comedy to your day! This book is all about the reaction you get when people see it sitting on your desk or witness you actually reading it. Take it on a trip. Relax with it in the living room. The creative possiblities of being seen with this book are endless! There is a funny short story within the book, but that's secondary to the response you'll get when people catch a glimpse of you with this. Great for a practical joke or some light hearted black humor, this prank book will surely bring a demented smile to the faces of those who share the same sick sense of humor as you. Also makes a great gag gift for friends, relatives, white elephant games and all that kind of stuff! Sick fun for the whole dysfunctional family!

Gluten-Free Murder

Gluten-Free Murder
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Publisher : pd workman
Total Pages : 238
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ISBN-10 : 9781988390802
ISBN-13 : 198839080X
Rating : 4/5 (02 Downloads)

Synopsis Gluten-Free Murder by : P.D. Workman

From USA Today Bestselling Author, P.D. Workman! Murder by muffin Erin Price moves to Bald Eagle Falls, a place where everyone knows everyone as well as everyone else’s business, taking over the store left to her by her aunt to start up a gluten-free bakery. The grand opening is marred by just one thing, the death of her business rival, Angela Plaint. It appears that Angela was poisoned by one of Erin’s cupcakes, making her a prime suspect. Equipped with cupcakes, her desire for the truth, and new bakery assistant Vicky’s help, Erin goes head-to-head against Detective Terry Piper to solve the murder. Rumors of treasure hunting, drug dealing, and a missing boy swirl around Bald Eagle Falls as Erin tries to sort the clues from the red herrings and find the killer before the killer can take care of her. Free first in series ★★★★★ P.D. Workman has done it again! This introduction to a new series involves a fresh start, sympathetic characters, and a murder. I spent the last ten minutes of the book standing up to read because I was off to do something but just couldn't put it down until I got to the end. I haven't been that invested in a book in a while. Like baking mysteries? Cats, dogs, and other pets? Award-winning and USA Today Bestselling Author P.D. Workman brings readers to small town Bald Eagle Falls for a culinary cozy mystery to be solved by gluten-free baker Erin Price and her friends. Have your gluten-free cake and eat it too. Sink your teeth into this sweet treat now!

Auntie Poldi and the Sicilian Lions

Auntie Poldi and the Sicilian Lions
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Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages : 357
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ISBN-10 : 9781328863577
ISBN-13 : 1328863573
Rating : 4/5 (77 Downloads)

Synopsis Auntie Poldi and the Sicilian Lions by : Mario Giordano

For fans of A Man Called Ove and the novels of Adriana Trigiani: a charming, delightfully sexy, and bighearted novel starring Auntie Poldi, Sicily's newest amateur sleuth

Twin Killing

Twin Killing
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Publisher : Big Earth Publishing
Total Pages : 268
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ISBN-10 : 1932557326
ISBN-13 : 9781932557329
Rating : 4/5 (26 Downloads)

Synopsis Twin Killing by : Marshall Cook

Third book in the Monona Quinn mystery series taking place in Iowa

The Payment

The Payment
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Publisher : iUniverse
Total Pages : 200
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ISBN-10 : 1462001335
ISBN-13 : 9781462001330
Rating : 4/5 (35 Downloads)

Synopsis The Payment by : S.G. MimLance

Confronted and attacked on all fronts, the patient tries to face the enemy, but more often than not, the battle is lost. Each time a battle is lost, the patient suffers more and the disease causes more harm and damage. A great number of diseases threaten the health and sanity of the patient. Through decades of weakness, leniency and lack of true leadership, the patient may very well be at deaths door. The patients name is Society. The diseases number in the hundreds. The remedies remain elusive. Will the patient recover? Where is Society headed? Under these circumstances, mans pursuit of happiness is difficult, to say the least. But his search goes on, instinctively, in the face of all obstacles. Societys diseases come second to his search for happiness.

The Last Weynfeldt

The Last Weynfeldt
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Publisher : New Vessel Press
Total Pages : 309
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ISBN-10 : 9781939931276
ISBN-13 : 1939931274
Rating : 4/5 (76 Downloads)

Synopsis The Last Weynfeldt by : Martin Suter

A refined page-turner about the international art market that probes the darker recesses of the heart.

Animal Internet

Animal Internet
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Publisher : New Vessel Press
Total Pages : 239
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781939931351
ISBN-13 : 1939931355
Rating : 4/5 (51 Downloads)

Synopsis Animal Internet by : Alexander Pschera

"Animal Internet is a most important book. This excellent work could be a strong catalyst for people to rewild, to reconnect and become re-enchanted with all sorts of mysterious and fascinating animals, both local and distant. By shrinking the world it will bring humans and other animals together in a multitude of ways that only a few years ago were unimaginable." —Marc Bekoff, University of Colorado, author of Rewilding Our Hearts: Building Pathways of Compassion and Coexistence "An original book that goes against the trend to stubbornly keep nature and technology divided from one another."—Der Spiegel "Animal Internet is one of the most interesting books that I've read in recent years."—Bavarian Radio "What Pschera describes sounds futuristic but it's already widespread reality . . . Pschera's book is not just popular science: he describes not only the status quo, but also thinks about an ongoing transformation."—Wired.de Some fifty thousand creatures around the globe—including whales, leopards, flamingoes, bats, and snails—are being equipped with digital tracking devices. The data gathered and studied by major scientific institutes about their behavior will warn us about tsunamis, earthquakes and volcanic eruptions, but also radically transform our relationship to the natural world. With a broad cultural and historical perspective, this book examines human ties with animals, from domestic pets to the soaring popularity of bird watching and kitten images on the web. Will millennia of exploration soon be reduced to experiencing wilderness via smartphone? Contrary to pessimistic fears, author Alexander Pschera sees the Internet as creating a historic opportunity for a new dialogue between man and nature. Foreword by Martin Wikelski, Director, Max Planck Institute for Ornithology Alexander Pschera, born in 1964, has published several books on the internet and media. He studied German, music, and philosophy at Heidelberg University. He lives near Munich where he writes for the German magazine Cicero as well as for German radio.

Hallo-waiian Murder Mystery

Hallo-waiian Murder Mystery
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Publisher : Gemma Halliday Publishing
Total Pages : 153
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ISBN-10 :
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Rating : 4/5 ( Downloads)

Synopsis Hallo-waiian Murder Mystery by : Rosalie Spielman

From author Rosalie Spielman comes a Halloween homicide in paradise... It's Kiki Hepburn's first Halloween in Aloha Lagoon, and she doesn't know exactly what to expect. Between working at the busy Aloha Lagoon Dive Shop and living with the eccentric Auntie Akamai, life is always unpredictable. But one thing Kiki definitely didn't expect to find is the dead body of Auntie Akamai's life-long friend, Celine Suzuki! And when the island's Homicide Detective Ray shows up, Kiki knows the death is not an accident—it's murder. Now Auntie Akamai's friends are all suspects in the death. Was it Oliana Harris, the Pineapple Princess, and heiress to a pineapple fortune? Margaux La Roux, a transplant from New Orleans? Or Stella Keawe, Akamai's gossipy goose of a neighbor? They're all acting suspiciously. And each is hiding something. But is what they're hiding worth killing over? To complicate matters even more, Kiki's parents want her to bring her hot diver boyfriend Dex home for the holidays, and Kiki's not sure how she feels about the whole situation—let alone how Dex feels. Instead of enjoying her first Hawaiian Autumn under the waves, Kiki's investigation takes her to gardens of flowering poisonous plants, an over-the-top animal shelter, a prickly pineapple plantation, and a zombie theme "Hallo-wedding." With time running out and "something" stalking her every move, will Kiki live to see her Halloween treats? Or will this year end in a "trick" Kiki won't come back from? About Aloha Lagoon: There's trouble in paradise... Welcome to Aloha Lagoon, one of Hawaii's hidden treasures. A little bit of tropical paradise nestled along the coast of Kauai, this resort town boasts luxurious accommodation, friendly island atmosphere...and only a slightly higher than normal murder rate. While mysterious circumstances may be the norm on our corner of the island, we're certain that our staff and Lagoon natives will make your stay in Aloha Lagoon one you will never forget!

Death of an Old Master

Death of an Old Master
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Publisher : C & R Crime
Total Pages : 381
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781780334141
ISBN-13 : 1780334141
Rating : 4/5 (41 Downloads)

Synopsis Death of an Old Master by : David Dickinson

In May 1901 the Salisbury Galleries announce the biggest exhibition of the Old Master Paintings ever seen in Europe. Excitement is intense. But before it opens, one of Britain's leading art experts, Christopher Montague, is found murdered in his study. When Lord Francis Powerscourt is called in to investigate he finds every book, notepad and scrap of paper has been removed from the scene of the crime. Montague had been working on something that would have rocked the art world. Did his article that claimed a number of the Old Masters had been painted recently by a single hand have anything to do with his death? Powerscourt embarks on an odyssey through a treacherous world of art dealers and picture restorers in pursuit of a master forger. He travels to Sicily where the trail goes cold, but, after the thrills and danger of that wild, lawless isalnd, in a remopte corer of England, the truth is finally revealed.