Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary

Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary
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Publisher : Random House Digital, Inc.
Total Pages : 385
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ISBN-10 : 9780345507020
ISBN-13 : 0345507029
Rating : 4/5 (20 Downloads)

Synopsis Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary by : Jeff Foxworthy

Brings together all three of the reference guides to redneck culture and linguistics into a single A-to-Z resource that offers new definitions for such words as "iota," "ostrich," and "sandwich."

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II
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Publisher : Ballantine Books
Total Pages : 158
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780345494245
ISBN-13 : 0345494245
Rating : 4/5 (45 Downloads)

Synopsis Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II by : Jeff Foxworthy

Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it’s no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary II puts the “vern” in “vernacular,” offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in’fe-mé) adv. and n. another person’s intent to exact physical punishment. “Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby’s had it infamy.” assassin (e-sas’-en) v. to disrespect verbally. “Don’t just stand there assassin me, boy–go clean your room!” honor student (än’-er stu’-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. “Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn’t suspect nothin’ till I caught her honor student.” So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It’s like having your very own personal dialect coach–one who doesn’t mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary
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Publisher : Fawcett
Total Pages : 160
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780307495563
ISBN-13 : 0307495566
Rating : 4/5 (63 Downloads)

Synopsis Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary by : Jeff Foxworthy

Hey, you! The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it’s the one you’ve been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you’re blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs. So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French!

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III
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Publisher : Villard Books
Total Pages : 151
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780345498489
ISBN-13 : 0345498488
Rating : 4/5 (89 Downloads)

Synopsis Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III by : Jeff Foxworthy

In a third zany parody of traditional pocket dictionaries, the popular comedian draws on material from his hit TV show Blue Collar TV to present an all-new selection of whimsical "Redneck" definitions for such terms as "yahoo" and "tenuous." 350,000 first printing.

You Might Be a Redneck If . . .

You Might Be a Redneck If . . .
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 56
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0836237382
ISBN-13 : 9780836237382
Rating : 4/5 (82 Downloads)

Synopsis You Might Be a Redneck If . . . by : Jeff Foxworthy

Designed to generate impulse sales, titles in this line are carefully balanced for gift giving, self-purchase, or collecting. Little Books may be small in size, but they're big in titles and sales.

No Shirt. No Shoes....No Problem!

No Shirt. No Shoes....No Problem!
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Publisher : Hachette Books
Total Pages : 261
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781401394653
ISBN-13 : 1401394655
Rating : 4/5 (53 Downloads)

Synopsis No Shirt. No Shoes....No Problem! by : Jeff Foxworthy

America's favorite Southern-fried, stand-up comedian and TV sitcom star Jeff Foxworthy brings his humor to the page in this riotous laugh-out-loud book. In No Shirt. No Shoes. . . . No Problem!, Foxworthy examines the hilarity of growing up, love, sex, crazy families, roommates, friendship, mooning, having a crush on your cousin, and the real stories behind many of his favorite Redneck jokes. So get ready: You're in for a helluva good time!

Redneck Classic

Redneck Classic
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 148
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ISBN-10 : 1563522284
ISBN-13 : 9781563522284
Rating : 4/5 (84 Downloads)

Synopsis Redneck Classic by : Jeff Foxworthy

This volume picks the most memorable lines from all six previous books and offer approximately 25 percent new material, including 150 previously unpublished You Might Be A Redneck If... punch lines. Let the laughter roll on.

The Hillbilly to English Translation Dictionary

The Hillbilly to English Translation Dictionary
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Publisher : Richard Nivens
Total Pages : 27
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781451580693
ISBN-13 : 145158069X
Rating : 4/5 (93 Downloads)

Synopsis The Hillbilly to English Translation Dictionary by : Richard Nivens

A complete guide to the Hillbilly language! A must have if traveling down south. A Laugh a minute. Also includes "Favorite Hillbilly Sayings" as well as "Favorite Southern Foods".

Git-R-Done

Git-R-Done
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Publisher : Crown
Total Pages : 290
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780307237675
ISBN-13 : 0307237672
Rating : 4/5 (75 Downloads)

Synopsis Git-R-Done by : Larry the Cable Guy

Chock-Full of Straight Talk About America. . . And Some Jokes, Too! Larry the Cable Guy on . . . NASCAR: It’s a lotta good old-fashioned fun started by a buncha moonshiners. Just seein’ all the ZZ Top–lookin’ folks drinkin’ beer, havin’ a good time, and not givin’ a darn is awesome. And that’s just the women! Dieting: I once went on the “liquid diet.” I was supposed to drink nothin’ but liquids for a week. But I got so drunk and sick of that Jim Beam and Coke, I’ll never drink it again. Why his catchphrase “git-r-done” is better than other catchphrases: Ya can’t be at a ball game with two outs in the ninth inning and yell to the pitcher “Bounty is the quicker picker-upper!!” It makes no sense. But you could yell “Git-r-done” and everyone would know what you meant. The red state–blue state divide: Is Dr. Seuss runnin’ the government? Larry’s mom on Larry’s book: “There’s really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.” —Larry’s mom Also available as an eBook.

Ghost Sudoku

Ghost Sudoku
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Publisher : Penguin
Total Pages : 190
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781101171318
ISBN-13 : 1101171316
Rating : 4/5 (18 Downloads)

Synopsis Ghost Sudoku by : Kaye Morgan

Figure out whodunnit in this clever installment in the exciting Sudoku mystery series featuring puzzle master Liza Kelly... Original Sudoku puzzles included After spending her vacation hiding from the media, Liza returns to find that the town has put her in the running for mayor. She has a feeling that the neighboring county and its dirty political machine are involved. When she turns to an old classmate to find out, she discovers that he's been murdered. A closeted Sudoku fan, he's left behind puzzles that may have hidden clues to what finished him off and who is trying to run Liza into the ground.