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Author |
: Bobby Mercer |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 227 |
Release |
: 2009-04-18 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781440519871 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1440519870 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (71 Downloads) |
Synopsis How Do You Light a Fart? by : Bobby Mercer
Fireworks and grenades. Grills and campfires. Burps and farts. Men get a kick out of things that go boom, things that cook with fire, and all forms of bodily gas. What they might not know is that science is what makes it all happen. This book answers all the questions guys have about their favorite topics, such as: How do you make a Lifesaver spark? How do you hotwire a car? Why do kegs float? What is PMS? Why doesn't a cell phone work in metal buildings? Serious science mixed with outrageous humor, this book promises guys the need-to-know info on sports, cars, technology, women, bodily functions, food, and more!
Author |
: Benjamin Franklin |
Publisher |
: Frog Books |
Total Pages |
: 136 |
Release |
: 2003-03-31 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1583940790 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781583940792 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (90 Downloads) |
Synopsis Fart Proudly by : Benjamin Franklin
Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.
Author |
: Scott A. Sorensen |
Publisher |
: Running Press Adult |
Total Pages |
: 162 |
Release |
: 2013-11-05 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780762454464 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0762454466 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (64 Downloads) |
Synopsis Fart Dictionary by : Scott A. Sorensen
The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious, illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it's politics, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetarians, there's a fart in this book for everyone. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.
Author |
: Reepah Gud Wan |
Publisher |
: Frog Books |
Total Pages |
: 105 |
Release |
: 2003-09-11 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781583940853 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1583940855 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (53 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Zen of Farting by : Reepah Gud Wan
In 1993, a Taiwanese fisherman opened a chest that had been in his family for centuries. Inside, he found a manuscript which may be as significant as the Dead Sea scrolls—a manuscript which will revolutionize our thinking about the origins of Zen. Written on a rice paper scroll, the manuscript records the teachings of the founder of Zen, the Master Reepah Gud Wan. It makes it quite clear that Reepah, a legitimate teacher of Buddhism, was frustrated by the inability of his students to grasp the abstract concepts of the Buddha. In desperation, he decided to play a joke on them. He invented the Zen of Farting, confident that even the densest pupil would realize that he was making a joke and laugh at his excessive seriousness—not to mention his farts. The joke went over like a stale air biscuit. Soon, the Master had thousands of students eager to learn this brave new spiritual teaching, the Zen of Farting. Thus was Zen born, not of heaven, but of the 'ethereal child of earth.'
Author |
: Ben Applebaum |
Publisher |
: Chronicle Books |
Total Pages |
: 123 |
Release |
: 2013-03-19 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781452124216 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1452124213 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (16 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Fart Tootorial by : Ben Applebaum
From the authors of The Book of Beer Pong and The Book of Beer Awesomeness, this illuminating and hilarious volume features everything a person could ever wish to know (and more!) about everyone's favorite bodily function. It's loaded with interesting information, from the history of farts to different types of flatulence ("Much like a fingerprint, no two farts sound—or smell—alike"). Also featuring the best fart techniques, defenses, and pranks, The Fart Tootorial will make any reader a master of the gas we pass.
Author |
: Don H. Corrigan |
Publisher |
: McFarland |
Total Pages |
: 217 |
Release |
: 2023-08-03 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781476691961 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1476691967 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (61 Downloads) |
Synopsis "I fart in your general direction!" by : Don H. Corrigan
This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.
Author |
: Alec Bromcie |
Publisher |
: Penguin |
Total Pages |
: 117 |
Release |
: 2011-10-13 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781101547571 |
ISBN-13 |
: 110154757X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (71 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Complete Book of Farts by : Alec Bromcie
From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
Author |
: Andrew Thompson |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 99 |
Release |
: 2015-06-23 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781612435077 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1612435076 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (77 Downloads) |
Synopsis Can Holding in a Fart Kill You? by : Andrew Thompson
The bestselling author of Hair of the Dog to Paint the Town Red share more than 150 baffling, bizarre, and enlightening facts in the fun trivia collection. This curious, captivating collection of trivia will surprise and intrigue readers with amazing answers to questions like: • Is Jurassic Park possible? • What causes “the shakes” after drinking a lot of alcohol? • Why do dogs walk in circles before lying down? • What makes popcorn pop? The follow-up to the bestselling What Did We Use Before Toilet Paper?, Can Holding in a Fart Kill You? has even more fun and fascinating trivia. Perfect for the ever-curious trivia lover, this book is the ultimate in truly extraordinary information. From silly to serious to outright bizarre, this expansive collection offers surprising answers and unexpected facts on everything from history and science to pop culture and nature. From the everyday to the fantastical—it's all here. “A very handy book that could honestly, save their life—or just answer all those questions they’re maybe too embarrassed to even google.” —Buzzfeed
Author |
: Gloria Klein |
Publisher |
: Lulu.com |
Total Pages |
: 138 |
Release |
: 2008-03-07 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781304570833 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1304570835 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (33 Downloads) |
Synopsis A Metaphysical and Anecdotal Consideration of the Fart by : Gloria Klein
A book that breaks new wind on the subject of farts and the meaning of life. It will be feared by tyrants everywhere.
Author |
: Nick Sherrington |
Publisher |
: CreateSpace |
Total Pages |
: 52 |
Release |
: 2014-01-14 |
ISBN-10 |
: 149975647X |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781499756470 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (7X Downloads) |
Synopsis Fart by : Nick Sherrington
For beginners and those aspiring to louder things. An A-Z of historical fart names depicting results. The food to eat to get the most from your 'expelling wind from the anus'. Farts are funny and globally now recognized as replacing Esperanto as the new universal language! Have a laugh and don't take life so seriously...