The perfect holiday gift for fans of the witty kitty! Q: If you dropped Garfield into a bowl of punch, what would you get? A: Out of there as fast as you can Everyone's fat furry orange cynical cat is back with jokes and insults for all ages. Learn Garfield's nonverbal jabs where a look or a gesture can be much more biting than words or teeth. Find out why Garfield is like a basketball. Obtain Garfield's opinions on canines. Fun for the whole family.

"Who's there? It's Garfield, the fat cat! Laugh along with the best knock-knock jokes from this funny feline and his furry (and not so furry) friends. These jokes are sure to brighten up even the worst Monday!"--

Fresh from the funny papers, here is Garfield, all-around jokester. In this hilarious book, you'll find jokes of all shapes, species, and sizes. There are jokes about food and eating, other pets, Garfield and his pals, and knock-knocks, of course. So get ready to laugh out loud at humor told the Garfield way.

America's favorite fat cat is back and he's funnier and hungrier than ever! Join Garfield as he cracks jokes near and dear to his stomach-food. This book is stuffed with tasty one liners, knee slappers, and knock-knock jokes that are guaranteed to feed your need for fun!--Résumé de l'éditeur.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Don. Don who? Don just stand there . . . open the door! Laugh along with the best knock-knock jokes from this funny feline and his furry (and not so furry) friends. These jokes are sure to brighten up even the worst Monday!

A collection of knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles and other jokes about school, animals, sports, food, and other subjects features the comic strip cat and his friends.

David and Ben use a time machine to retake a test. But instead of zapping back to history class, the boys might become history!

The ultimate party animal has put down his thoughts on how to have the ultimate party, with ideas on how to throw the perfect party for any occasion such as the ugly tie party, nerd night or the pie fight party.

When twenty-one-year-old Betty Runyen becomes the first nurse at a small hospital in the Mojave Desert of 1933, she has no idea that her life is about to change in ways she can never imagine. The skinny red-headed doctor who welcomes her will become the love of her life, but his love is a prize that proves difficult to win. Her habitual distrust is a stumbling block in her romance with Dr. Sid Garfield, as the young couple struggles with anti-Semitic sentiments in the buildup to World War II. Meanwhile, the local construction workers unleash a string of humorous adventures on Betty, even smoke bombing her new car. Despite everything, she always manages to have the last laugh.

Garfield, the feline master of the ironic aside, puts his paw to the grindstone and lets loose with these gems: good-natured insults, purr-fect put-downs, and deceptively sweet slams. For the young, the old, and the cranky at heart, Garfield knows how you feel sometimes—and he says it, in so many words.