Most dating books tell you what NOT to do. Here's a book dedicated to telling you what you CAN do. In his book, Get the Guy, Matthew Hussey—relationship expert, matchmaker, and star of the reality show Ready for Love—reveals the secrets of the male mind and the fundamentals of dating and mating for a proven, revolutionary approach to help women to find lasting love. Matthew Hussey has coached thousands of high-powered CEOs, showing them how to develop confidence and build relationships that translate into professional success. Many of Matthew’s male clients pressed him for advice on how to apply his winning strategies not to just get the job, but how to get the girl. As his reputation grew, Hussey was approached by more and more women, eager to hear what he had learned about the male perspective on love and romance. From landing a first date to establishing emotional intimacy, playful flirtation to red-hot bedroom tips, Matthew’s insightfulness, irreverence, and warmth makes Get the Guy: Learn Secrets of the Male Mind to Find the Man You Want and the Love You Deserve a one-of-a-kind relationship guide and the handbook for every woman who wants to get the guy she’s been waiting for.

Not always sure what to say when you text? Texts and instant-messaging have become the #1 form of communication, so knowing how and what to say is crucial! Learn key texting techniques to help you improve all of your relationships through the most popular form of communication today... texting! Topics covered include: How to avoid the texting pitfalls with tips if you're in one NOW! How to improve the subtext of your text messages and tap into the true intentions of what you're trying to say. Learn modern-day texting etiquette like: when is it okay to use ALL CAPS? Are naked pictures ever okay to send? When to use acronyms? Who cares about commas? And how many emoticons is too many? Take the "Texting Personality" quiz to discover your unique texting personality and traits, and how to communicate better with others. Learn texting basics like how to schedule a text to send in the future, how to see if your text message was read, and when and why to switch between SMS and MMS. Plus spice up your daily texting with HUNDREDS of ready-to-send texts for every occasion... like 100 ways to say hello, responses to off-putting messages, flirty texts for dating, how to say 'no' and 'I'm sorry', and more! This makes a great gift for anyone who wants to improve their texting and communication abilities. BETTER texting = BETTER communication = BETTER relationships.

"Representing a fusion of the avant-garde in poetry, music, and the performing arts, this unique anthology includes poems, scores, scripts, and detailed performance instructions as well as theoretical manifestos and critical essays. Among the more than one hundred pieces are works by Allen Ginsberg, John Cage, Jack Kerouac, Claes Oldenberg, Philip Glass, Raymond Federman, Glenn Gould, Jerome Rothenberg, and Gertrude Stein. Text-Sounds Texts is the first collection of sound poetry to be published in North America; unlike anthologies published abroad, it is devoted exclusively to American and Canadian authors."--Publisher

An interactive, multimedia text that introduces students to reading and writing at the college level.

―――――――――――― Finally! A Useful Guide on How to Text Girls ―――――――――――― Hi, my name is Zac Miller, and in my book The Art of The Text, I go over everything when it comes to how to text a girl. When you are done reading this book, you will know the right words to text to girls and the right time to say it. Girls will feel a sense of urgency to reply to your texts. You will get more dates and less flakes. You will understand exactly what to text girls! Here's What You'll Learn In My Book: ━━━━━━▼━━━━━━ • Why texting is such a BIG DEAL in today's society and how it can make or break your chances with girls! • Use the equation on this page to GUARANTEE you won't ever get flaked on for a date again. • My 3-step system for texting girls that has been time tested and it WORKS. • I devout all of Chapter 3 to explaining the easiest ways to get a girl's number. • Learn how to build attraction with women and what your main focus of texting should be. • Should you use emoticons? • Don't be another guy making this very common mistake! • If a girl puts any of these items in her text messages, she's into you. • Violation of this rule will kill your chances with a girl faster than anything else. • Use this copy and paste line after you get a girl's number to introduce yourself. • The two MAIN reasons guys mess up with texting AND with girls in general. • Use any of these TWENTY NINE "copy and paste" example opener messages to start texting girls right away. • I've found doing this one thing is the best chance you have if a girl isn't responding to your text messages. • Flip a common technique girls use on guys and have her thinking about you all day. • A HUGE list of example nicknames you can assign to different girls you are texting. • The science of projecting messages into the future. • In chapter 6 I teach you how to ask girls on dates by giving you lines you can use via texts or on the phone. I don't leave you hanging either, I give you tons of great first date ideas and how to handle texts after the date. • And so much MORE! ―――――――――――― As a complimentary bonus, only for book buyers, you'll receive my special report titled Subconscious Attraction, which teaches you 3 techniques which attract women on a subconscious level. This report is not available to the general public. ―――――――――――― If you'd like more dates with more girls, buy this book. If you want to stop wasting time on text conversations that go nowhere… then buy this book. What are you waiting for? Click the "Buy Now" button at the top of this page and get your copy of The Art of The Text Now!

Mallory Ortberg presents... Texts from Jane Eyre is a whimsical collection of sharp, satirical and side-splittingly funny text message conversations from your favourite literary characters. Of course if Scarlett O'Hara had an unlimited data plan, she'd be sexting Ashley Wilkes at all hours; and if Mr Rochester could text Jane Eyre, his ARDENT MISSIVES would be in ALL-CAPS; and Daisy Buchanan would text you from behind the wheel - and then text you to come pick her up after the car crash. Texts from Jane Eyre is a witty, original and very clever kind of mashup that brings your favourite authors and literary characters right into the twenty-first century. Mallory Ortberg is a genius.

Combining insight from a variety of linguistic perspectives including Hallidayan functional linguistics and relevance theory, Tony Bex demonstrates how written texts operate within society to convey meaning. This book: - * looks at a wide variety of written genres - advertisments, letters, poetry and literature * provides an accessible and comprehensive survey of genre theory * proposes a challenging new way of analysing genre which emphasises communicative function * unusually, considers the relevance of linguistic theories of genre to the study of literary texts. * includes numerous exercises and annotated bibliographies Variety in Written Discourse will be of interest to all students of language and communication. In addition, it will be an invaluable text for those interested in literature, as well as English for Specific Purposes.

This resource contains more than 300 text messages expressing a wealth of emotions, with love dominating all of them. Del Tor shares how to make relationships stronger by giving a little thought and spending only five minutes just once a week to text emotions, love, and caring in many different ways.

Presents a humorous collection of texts between man and dog.

Your First Text Could be Your Last! Why? Because most women text guys like they text other women. You can have all the dating skills in place but if your texting sucks he's gone. STOP! Understand the male brain so your texting captures his attention and keeps him hooked and attentive until the next date. To understand his mind, you need a top male dating coach. Hi I'm Gregg. I write books based on your needs. Thousands of you bought and read Power Texting Men so you are killing it already. Now, let's step it up a notch with texting for the more mature crowd, regardless of your age. This texting book is for you. By the end of this texting book, your competition for him is toast - he's into you As a woman, you have a built-in ability to be charming. You deliver a look or you use a certain tone of voice and you're able to work your way with men. In an instant, you can melt a man's heart. When you meet a man you're attracted to, you turn on that charm, you deliver a coy smile, you walk away and he's hooked. Yet, when it comes to texting, you're all thumbs. You're anxious and you feel incompetent. You lose all confidence. As a result, you text instinctively, like a woman, which is the natural thing for you to do. You can quickly get emotional and frustrated when he doesn't respond as soon as you would like. You might bomb him with texts, getting more worried with each one. All this emotion, anger and frustration is normal. Your flirting skills have evolved over millions of years. Flirting comes as naturally to you as flight to a bird. When you're standing face-to-face with a man, you're good but when you're facing the tiny screen on your phone, you're perplexed. That's because you expect him to respond like your girlfriends do. Guy's don't! We never evolved! Inside Text Him This Not That is not just how to formulate a great text but how to understand the male mind. This is as much about learning how his mind works as it is about learning how to formulate texts he can't resist. How can you communicate with him if you don't understand what he's looking for or what turns him on? Here's what you will learn inside: The catch me if you can mentality and why it works The 10 rules of engagement that gets him to respond consistently and fast How to build attraction by destroying boredom and shattering all things conventional! How to revive a man who is texting less and less The texting blunders and how to avoid them What to text him so he asks you out The power of delaying, radio silence, and texting like his best friend texts him Text examples that are so unique that he will want more! And a ton more!