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Author |
: Editors of Readers Digest |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 214 |
Release |
: 2014-03-18 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781621451495 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1621451496 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (95 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Dumb Book by : Editors of Readers Digest
The old adage truth is stranger than fiction can also be construed as truth is funnier than fiction and we see no shortage of real people doing and saying dumb things and making us laugh in the process. The Editors of Reader’s Digest present a hilarious collection of dumb people doing dumb things. Every day in America we are bombarded by stupidity; sometimes we just shake our heads, but most of the time we get a good laugh out of the really dumb things people do and say. In our first collection of dumb stories we poke a little fun at the unbelievably dumb things that happen in our lives and have a good chuckle along the way. “You’re a dumb criminal if…You’re not picky about your office locations. Christopher Exley of Everett, Washington, was arrested for conducting a drug deal over the phone—in the bathroom of the Everett Police Department.” “During my brother-in-law’s first performance review, his boss said, “I’m not quite sure what it is you do here. But whatever it is, could you do it faster?” --Jeanie Waara, Philip, SD “In an attempt to balance work and motherhood, I delegated the grocery shopping to my young babysitter. But the job proved a tad daunting. One day while I was at work, she texted me from the supermarket. “Can’t find Brillo pads,” she wrote. “All they have are Tampax and Kotex.” --Kimberly Clark, Alpharetta, GA “I overheard an elderly gentleman tell his friend that he couldn’t meet him the next day because he had to go to the hospital for an autopsy. His friend was sympathetic: “I had one of those last year. Luckily it wasn’t serious.” --Tracy Moralee, Hitchin, Great Britain
Author |
: Jim Benton |
Publisher |
: Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages |
: 169 |
Release |
: 2013-08-27 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780545347587 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0545347580 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (87 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free (Dear Dumb Diary #10) by : Jim Benton
Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.School's out for the summer, and that means no more Meat Loaf Thursdays, Sunday homework-cramming, or teachers (way way unsuccessfully) trying to act cool. It also means that certain Mackerel Middle Schoolers have a lot of time on their hands . . . and seriously empty pockets. Isabella is going to change all that. And Jamie and Angeline are going to help --- whether they like it or not. It's the best kind of teamwork: When a whole bunch of people work together to do something wrong, instead of doing it wrong one at a time.
Author |
: Allen Carr |
Publisher |
: Arcturus Publishing |
Total Pages |
: 292 |
Release |
: 2019-08-15 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781789509601 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1789509602 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (01 Downloads) |
Synopsis Smart Phone Dumb Phone by : Allen Carr
"The Allen Carr method has helped millions quit smoking. Now its experts are determined to tackle the UK's obsession with digital devices" - Daily Express "You'll be aware off how your devices affect you and most of all, you will enjoy the feeling of regaining control" - Daily Mirror Do you pull out your phone at every idle moment? Do hours slip away as you mindlessly scroll? Has your smartphone added a level of detachment between you and the outside world? Sadly technology which should be a wonderful boon to us has started to blight our lives. The average adult spends nearly ten hours a day looking at digital screens, leading to unprecedented levels of stress, isolation, procrastination and inertia. The fact is that digital dependence is an addiction and should be treated as such. Allen Carr's Easyway is a breath of fresh air when it comes to addiction treatment. Tried and tested as an incredibly successful stop-smoking method, its principles have since been applied to other addictions such as alcohol, gambling and caffeine with outstanding results. Here, for the first time, the Easyway method has been used to overcome digital addiction, and it really works! Smart Phone Dumb Phone rewires our relationship to technology. By unravelling the brainwashing process behind our addictive behaviour, we are freed from dependence and can reassert control over our time and productivity. Including 20 practical steps to help you along your way, this wonderful guide will release you from the clutches of your smartphone and allow you to live in the moment. It truly is the easyway.
Author |
: Jodi Lynn Anderson |
Publisher |
: Bloomsbury Publishing USA |
Total Pages |
: 229 |
Release |
: 2011-07-19 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780802797926 |
ISBN-13 |
: 080279792X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (26 Downloads) |
Synopsis Americapedia by : Jodi Lynn Anderson
Presents a blend of humor and a civic textbook to cover American politics, international relations, religion, and culture.
Author |
: Maura Cullen |
Publisher |
: Wordclay |
Total Pages |
: 160 |
Release |
: 2008 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781600374913 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1600374913 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (13 Downloads) |
Synopsis 35 Dumb Things Well-Intended People Say by : Maura Cullen
EVEN WELL-INTENDED PEOPLE CAN CAUSE HARM Have you ever heard yourself or someone else say: ""Some of my best friends are... (Black, White, Asian, etc.)""? ""I don't think of you as... (Gay, Disabled, Jewish, etc.)""? ""I don't see color, I'm colorblind""? These statements and dozens like them can build a divide between us and the people we interact with. Though well-intended, they often widen the diversity gap sometimes causing irreparable harm personally and professionally. If you've ever wanted to be more effective in your communication with others, or have been afraid of saying the wrong thing, then this concise guide is essential to becoming more inclusive and diversity-smart. A POWERFUL DIVERSITY TRAINING TOOL FROM ONE OF THE MOST RESPECTED DIVERSITY TRAINERS.
Author |
: The Onion, Inc. |
Publisher |
: Little, Brown |
Total Pages |
: 256 |
Release |
: 2008-10-27 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0316018430 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780316018432 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (30 Downloads) |
Synopsis Our Dumb World by : The Onion, Inc.
OUR DUMB WORLD is the world's most comprehensive fake atlas: a repository of all known information about the planet Earth (except where covered by clouds). In late 2007 the hardcover edition became one of the hottest books of the holiday season, entertaining and offending hundreds of thousands of readers around the globe. This new, easy-to-carry paperback edition is perfect for the intrepid traveler to any of the world's exotic locales--from Afghanistan, "Allah's Cat Box," to Ukraine, "the Bridebasket of Europe," to the USA's own Nevada, "Where Everyone's a Loser." Packed with beautiful full-color maps and framed with inaccurate essays about all the world's peoples and places, OUR DUMB WORLD is a gut-busting send-up in which no nation escapes unscathed. "Bottom line: laughed my head off." --Deirdre Donahue, USA Today
Author |
: Kendall Fontenot |
Publisher |
: Never Dumb Again |
Total Pages |
: 58 |
Release |
: 2021-04-05 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0578893150 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780578893150 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (50 Downloads) |
Synopsis Learn Your ABCs - Never Dumb Again by : Kendall Fontenot
Learn Your Abc's with Boldness, Confidence, and Positivity, Never Dumb Again paints a colorful picture of hope. This book is a reminder that we are unique in every form, even in our learning. We can take control of how we teach and educate our children. We can do that by using our culture in instruction.
Author |
: Judy Sheindlin |
Publisher |
: Harper Collins |
Total Pages |
: 212 |
Release |
: 2000-01-26 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780060929916 |
ISBN-13 |
: 006092991X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (16 Downloads) |
Synopsis Beauty Fades/Dumb Is Forever by : Judy Sheindlin
Judge Judy has heard enough.As a family court judge in New York City and now in her successful TV courtroom show, she has listened to thousands of excuses, complaints, and tales of woe from women of every background, and she's ready to rule. Women, she states with her trademark frankness, need to wise up, stop subjugating who they are, and stop making stupid decisions in the name of love. They hide their talents and opinions so they won't offend. They tiptoe through life letting others take credit for their ideas because they would rather be liked than respected. They spend their lives trying to please everyone but them-selves, and then they wonder why they feel so frustrated and unfulfilled. Beauty Fades, Dumb Is Forever presents Judge Judy's ten hard and true lessons for happiness: Beauty fades, dumb is forever. Don't crawl when you can fly. What goes up must come down. Denial is a river in Egypt. Master the game--then play it. You're the trunk of the tree. You can't teach the bull to dance. Failure doesn't build character. Letting go is half the fun. You can be the hero of your own story.
Author |
: United States. Census Office |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 396 |
Release |
: 1841 |
ISBN-10 |
: UVA:X030737294 |
ISBN-13 |
: |
Rating |
: 4/5 (94 Downloads) |
Synopsis Compendium of the Enumeration of the Inhabitants and Statistics of the United States by : United States. Census Office
Author |
: Dav Pilkey |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 32 |
Release |
: 2009 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1407109820 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781407109824 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (20 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Dumb Bunnies by : Dav Pilkey
Mummy Bunny is really dumb. Daddy Bunny is even dumber. And Baby Bunny is the dumbest bunny of all! One day, Baby Bunny drives Mummy Bunny and Daddy Bunny into town. They go bowling at the library, have a picnic in the carwash and return home to find Little Red Goldilocks has been sleeping in their porridge and eating their beds! Join the stupidest family around for a barmy adventure that will have you in stitches, from Dav Pilkey, creator of Captain Underpants!