What do you call a crazy chicken that can tell time? A cuckoo cluck. Corny jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes fly through this fun book. Readers will learn fun fowl facts about chickens and other birds, and learn how to create their own joke flipbook.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss. This book features jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts about house cats and wild cats. Readers also learn how to make a limerick book of their own.

Why don't dogs make good dancers? They have two left feet. Readers will check out the silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes in this hilarious book. They'll also learn fun facts about canines and how to create a dog breed book.

Why do elephants have trunks? Because they don’t have any pockets! Make your friends giggle with the silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes found in HILARIOUS HUGE ANIMAL JOKES TO TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE! Read fascinating facts about elephants, whales, dinosaurs, and other giants, and learn how to draw a big animal cartoon!

Why did the deer have to get braces? He had buck teeth! AMUSING ANIMALS JOKES TO TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE contains silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts about all kinds of animals, big and small! Also learn how to write your own animal joke book!

What type of mouse plays football? A field mouse. This book is filled with fun jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes that will make readers squeal in delight. They'll read fascinating facts about mice, moles, gophers, and other small animals. They'll also learn how to create their own book of silly limericks.

"Includes jokes, limericks, knock-knock jokes, tongue twisters, and fun facts about different fruits, vegetables, chocolate, popcorn, ice cream, and more, and describes how to write your own knock-knock jokes and how to create your own joke book"--Provided by publisher

How did the elephant and the ant start dating? It began as a crush. This book contains all the corny, funny, and silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts about the most romantic holiday of the year.

What kind of cat loves to bowl? An alley cat! Read more jokes, limericks, riddles, tongue twisters, and fun facts about different animals! You can also write your own joke book!

After a riotous debut collection, Ant Farm, Simon Rich returns to mine more comedy from our hopelessly terrifying world. In the nostalgic opening chapter, Rich recalls his fear of the Tooth Fairy (“Is there a face fairy?”) and his initial reaction to the “Got-your-nose” game (“Please just kill me. Better to die than to live the rest of my life as a monster”). He gets inside the heads of two firehouse Dalmatians who can’t understand their masters’ compulsion to drive off to horrible fires every day (“What the hell is wrong with these people?”). And in the final chapter, he tackles one of life’s biggest questions: Does God really have a plan for us? Yes, it turns out. Now if only He could remember what it was. . . .