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Author |
: Becca Ann |
Publisher |
: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2013-01-07 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1481924060 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781481924061 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (60 Downloads) |
Synopsis Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend by : Becca Ann
Brody enlists the help of his "funny fat friend" Hayley, the school's matchmaker and his partner in American Sign Language, to win over his brother's ex -- only to realize that he's falling in love with her.
Author |
: Michelle Wendt |
Publisher |
: Booklocker.com |
Total Pages |
: 190 |
Release |
: 2019-09-15 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1644383195 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781644383193 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (95 Downloads) |
Synopsis Fat Is Funny by : Michelle Wendt
An overweight, brilliantly funny High School student secretly crushes on her best friend... a boy in her stand-up comedy class. When a new student ruins her theory that beautiful skinny girls can't be funny - she takes drastic measures to reclaim both her spot at the top of the comedy food chain and the boy she loves.
Author |
: Michael Supe Granda |
Publisher |
: AuthorHouse |
Total Pages |
: 209 |
Release |
: 2022-06-22 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781665554510 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1665554517 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (10 Downloads) |
Synopsis Fat & Funny by : Michael Supe Granda
“Not every old man turns into Walter Matthau or Jack Lemmon. Grumpy is not an option, here”, cites the author. “Many old men enjoy being funny, old guys, who like to laugh a lot and jolly about”. If any of this pertains to you, you’ve come to the right place. Read on. There are only two requirements to being a professional Santa Claus: 1) be fat and 2) be funny. If you can check these two boxes - and you’re an old, chunky guy with a white beard – it’s possible to make a little extra cash for your holidays. You will also have a whole lot of fun. If any of this rings true with you, read on. This gig is quite seasonal. On Dec. 26, it’s over. Then, you go on an eleven-month vacation, until next Thanksgiving. You will read about large, drunken, corporate bashes in fancy restaurants. You’ll read about small, intimate family gatherings around the fireplace. Both are wonderfully festive, in their own ways. You will read about impromptu encounters in the frozen food section of the grocery store, as well as the parking lot of the post office. You will read about the ‘ups’ (cheerful children, wanting new bikes) and the ‘downs’ (saddened children, wanting their parents to stop fighting). You will read about sparkling kids. You’ll read about obnoxious adults. For the past decade, Supe has portrayed Santa, treating it as a legitimate, lucrative gig. Here, he shares many of the nice (as well as, not so nice) things he’s seen with his mirror-image view through Kringle’s eyeglasses. Many times, he sees you before you see him. But, if ‘you’ want to try your hand at being ‘him’ - and you want to take it seriously - it’s a cool and rewarding side job. Read on, prancer. Read on, comet. Read on, reader.
Author |
: Jim Gaffigan |
Publisher |
: Crown Archetype |
Total Pages |
: 290 |
Release |
: 2013-05-07 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780385349062 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0385349068 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (62 Downloads) |
Synopsis Dad Is Fat by : Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan never imagined he would have his own kids. Though he grew up in a large Irish-Catholic family, Jim was satisfied with the nomadic, nocturnal life of a standup comedian, and was content to be "that weird uncle who lives in an apartment by himself in New York that everyone in the family speculates about." But all that changed when he married and found out his wife, Jeannie "is someone who gets pregnant looking at babies." Five kids later, the comedian whose riffs on everything from Hot Pockets to Jesus have scored millions of hits on YouTube, started to tweet about the mistakes and victories of his life as a dad. Those tweets struck such a chord that he soon passed the million followers mark. But it turns out 140 characters are not enough to express all the joys and horrors of life with five kids, so he's now sharing it all in Dad Is Fat. From new parents to empty nesters to Jim's twenty-something fans, everyone will recognize their own families in these hilarious takes on everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to growing up in a big family ("I always assumed my father had six children so he could have a sufficient lawn crew") to changing diapers in the middle of the night ("like The Hurt Locker but much more dangerous") to bedtime (aka "Negotiating with Terrorists"). Dad is Fat is sharply observed, explosively funny, and a cry for help from a man who has realized he and his wife are outnumbered in their own home.
Author |
: Lisa Scottoline |
Publisher |
: Macmillan |
Total Pages |
: 301 |
Release |
: 2015-07-07 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781250059949 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1250059941 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (49 Downloads) |
Synopsis Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat? by : Lisa Scottoline
"Lisa and Francesca are back with another collection of warm and witty stories that will strike a chord with every woman. This five book series is among the best reviewed humor books published today and has been compared to the late greats, Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. Delia Ephron said of the fifth book in the series, Have a Nice Guilt Trip, "Lisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives once again and better than ever. You will identify with these tales of guilt and fall in love with them and fierce (grand)Mother Mary." This sixth volume will not disappoint as it hits the humorous and poignant note that fans have come to expect from the beloved mother-daughter duo"--
Author |
: Nicole Byer |
Publisher |
: Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Total Pages |
: 200 |
Release |
: 2020-06-02 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781524862459 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1524862452 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (59 Downloads) |
Synopsis #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE by : Nicole Byer
A hilarious and inspiring guide to being a #brave, bikini-wearing badass, from the actress, comedian, and podcaster extraordinaire. If you’ve ever seen a fat person post a bikini shot on social media, you already know that they are #verybrave, because apparently existing in a fat body in public is #brave. I, Nicole Byer, wrote this book to 1. share my impressive bikini collection and my hot body with the world and 2. help other people feel #brave by embracing their body as it is. In this book, I share my journey to becoming #brave, give you my hot tips and tricks—on how to find the perfect bikini, how to find your own #bravery, and how to handle haters—and serve you over 100 bikini looks. Praise for #VERYFAT #VERYBRAVE One of Cosmopolitan’s “12 Books You’ll Be Desperate to Read This Summer” One of Good House Keeping’s “Best Beach Reads to Add to Your Summer Reading List” Book Riot’s #1 Body Positivity Book to Read “Basically a bikini look book showing off [Byer’s] beautiful figure in a hundred different colorful swimmies. She also shares her body-acceptance journey and gives tips on how others can find their own bravery, handle haters, and embrace their bodies.” —Cosmopolitan “This book is a hilariously empowering take on self-love.” —Parade “And while Byer, the comedian who hosts Netflix’s Nailed It!, has filled the book with captions that are funny enough to prompt a reader to actually chuckle aloud, inspiring others is at the book’s core.” —USA Today
Author |
: Sofie Hagen |
Publisher |
: HarperCollins UK |
Total Pages |
: 271 |
Release |
: 2019-05-02 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780008293888 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0008293880 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (88 Downloads) |
Synopsis Happy Fat: Taking Up Space in a World That Wants to Shrink You by : Sofie Hagen
‘Perfect, kind, hilarious and persuasive’ Lena Dunham ‘You need this book. Your mum needs this book. Your best friend needs this book. Everyone needs a dose of Happy Fat!’ Julie Murphy
Author |
: Van Lathan Jr. |
Publisher |
: Legacy Lit |
Total Pages |
: 130 |
Release |
: 2022-04-26 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780306923746 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0306923742 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (46 Downloads) |
Synopsis Fat, Crazy, and Tired by : Van Lathan Jr.
Podcaster and former TMZ host Van Lathan Jr. writes a sharp, funny, and brutally honest, cultural critique of the unspoken obstacles and extreme anxiety that keep us from maintaining good health in America’s “wellness waistland,” explored through vignettes about his mental health and weight loss journey as a Black man. A formerly chubby kid who self‑identified for much of his life as “the fat friend,” media personality and podcast host Van Lathan Jr. has struggled with physical and mental health his entire life. He was used to being his besties' wing man on the dating scene, the slack bench‑dweller at the gym, and his mother's biggest fan at every meal, especially whenever she served up her infamous mac and cheese with five different kinds of cheese. At 365 lbs, Van hated being fat so much, he found it harder than being Black! After dedicating years to improving his physical and mental health, with many ups and downs, in 2020 Van found himself in a shared slump with other Americans when the Covid-19 pandemic hit and the George Floyd video was released—suddenly he was surrounded by carbs galore, binge-ing everything, feeling non‑stop exhaustion, and crippling waves of anxiety and depression. Fat, Crazy, and Tired isn't just about Van's ultimately unsuccessful journey to an Instagram‑able body and zen; it's about the unspoken personal battlefield of attaining and maintaining what Americans deem as good health. He explores the real reasons behind our unending physical and mental health battles—culture, family, and the baggage of life—and demonstrates how we can better understand our bodies by better understanding ourselves. He takes it back to his southern upbringing in Baton Rouge, opens up about how being “the Black guy” at work at TMZ overshadowed his identity, and shares how he holds up to survive the madness. “Detox” cleanses? Weight loss pills? Celery juice? No, thank you. Unlike the self‑help gurus that push you to go “all or nothing” and “keep it 100,” Van wants you to be happier and healthier at 50% without totally admonishing yourself to get there. Packed with double doses of humor Fat, Crazy, and Tired shares abrutally honest cultural critique of mental health and our weight loss obsession in what he dubs America’s “wellness waistland.”
Author |
: Smillee Sims |
Publisher |
: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages |
: 498 |
Release |
: 2017-02-20 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1544102542 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781544102542 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (42 Downloads) |
Synopsis (Uncensored) Memoirs of a Fab, Funny, Freaky, Fat Girl by : Smillee Sims
"(Uncensored) memoirs of a fab, funny, freaky, fat girl is without a doubt raunchy and risque. It's autobiographical, and a piece of me I've never been comfortable sharing until now. Being that this is the second edition, my life's journey has been updated since the first book released in 2016. This book is not meant for the faint of heart or the easily offended." --from the back cover
Author |
: Barbara Park |
Publisher |
: Random House Books for Young Readers |
Total Pages |
: 82 |
Release |
: 1993-08-24 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780679844075 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0679844074 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (75 Downloads) |
Synopsis Junie B. Jones #3: Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth by : Barbara Park
“Hilarious. Barbara Park makes reading fun.” —Dav Pilkey, author of Dog Man Barbara Park’s #1 New York Times bestselling chapter book series, Junie B. Jones, has been keeping kids laughing—and reading—for more than twenty-five years. Over 65 million copies sold! Meet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! Junie B.’s having a rough week. First she got punishment for shooting off her mouth in kindergarten. And now she’s in big trouble again! ’Cause Monday is Job Day, and Junie B. told her class that she’s got the bestest job of all. Only, what the heck is it? USA Today: “Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.” Publishers Weekly: “Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun.” Kirkus Reviews: “Junie’s swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.” Time: “Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.”