F in Exams

F in Exams
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Publisher : Chronicle Books
Total Pages : 129
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ISBN-10 : 9781452138572
ISBN-13 : 1452138575
Rating : 4/5 (72 Downloads)

Synopsis F in Exams by : Richard Benson

F stands for "funny" in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? A: Mariah Carey), the humanities (Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? A: Unusual names), math, or other subjects, these 250 entries prove that while everyone enjoys the spectacle of failure, it's even sweeter to see a FAIL turn into a WIN.

F for Effort

F for Effort
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Publisher : Chronicle Books
Total Pages : 131
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ISBN-10 : 9781452113227
ISBN-13 : 145211322X
Rating : 4/5 (27 Downloads)

Synopsis F for Effort by : Richard Benson

Presents a collection of incorrect yet humorous test answers from real students, from an elementary student claiming that "two halves make a whale" to a high schooler who credits Galileo with inventing the solar system.

F this Test

F this Test
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Publisher : Chronicle Books
Total Pages : 129
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ISBN-10 : 9781452133355
ISBN-13 : 1452133352
Rating : 4/5 (55 Downloads)

Synopsis F this Test by : Richard Benson

From the same hilarious wellspring of failure as the bestselling F in Exams and F for Effort comes this all-new collection of inventively wrong—yet totally real—test responses by students who don't know the answer, but come up with something better instead. Featuring crucial academic subjects including English (Q: Name a key theme in Madame Bovary; A: Cows), Geography (Q: Where can you find the Andes?; A: Google Earth), Science (Q: Describe the properties of a meteor; A: An animal that only eats meat) and more, F this Test rounds out the curriculum with an extra-credit section for those tricky elective courses, and demonstrates that it's more fun to laugh when faced with an absolute fail.

F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition

F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition
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Publisher : Chronicle Books
Total Pages : 386
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781452154459
ISBN-13 : 1452154457
Rating : 4/5 (59 Downloads)

Synopsis F in Exams: Complete Failure Edition by : Richard Benson

The ultimate compendium of the international and New York Times bestselling series, this fun omnibus features the complete content from all four books—F in Exams, F for Effort, F this Test, and F in Exams: Pop Quiz—plus more than 100 brand-new, sadly real, hilariously wrong student answers (Q: What is the role of a catalyst in a chemical reaction? A: It lists the cats involved). Also including bonus trivia in the form of "Stuff They Should Have Taught Us in School" facts (did you know a sneeze can travel up to 100 MPH?), this A+ collection will amuse anyone facing down a test as well as those happy to have the classroom behind them.

F in Exams Pop Quiz

F in Exams Pop Quiz
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Publisher : Chronicle Books
Total Pages : 129
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ISBN-10 : 9781452150314
ISBN-13 : 1452150311
Rating : 4/5 (14 Downloads)

Synopsis F in Exams Pop Quiz by : Richard Benson

Will some students ever learn from their mistakes? We hope not! A new collection of real—and really hilarious—wrong answers. This all-new collection of hilarious, totally wrong, real test answers serves a fresh batch of A+ wit misapplied to F- quiz scores. A little studying would reveal that the most powerful light source known to man isn’t “lightsabers,” nor do we salt the roads when it snows “to make them taste better.” But where’s the fun in that? From the same wellspring of failure as the million-selling F in Exams series, this special pop quiz collection will amuse and entertain anyone preparing to face down a test paper as well as those just glad to be far away from a classroom.

F in English

F in English
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Publisher : Hachette UK
Total Pages : 46
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781783720286
ISBN-13 : 178372028X
Rating : 4/5 (86 Downloads)

Synopsis F in English by : Richard Benson

If your vocabulary is more Bart Simpson than the Bard, then take comfort in this cracking, all-new, fun-size dose of F in Exams, containing some of the most spectacular howlers from school English exams.

The Giver

The Giver
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Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages : 257
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780544340688
ISBN-13 : 054434068X
Rating : 4/5 (88 Downloads)

Synopsis The Giver by : Lois Lowry

The Giver, the 1994 Newbery Medal winner, has become one of the most influential novels of our time. The haunting story centers on twelve-year-old Jonas, who lives in a seemingly ideal, if colorless, world of conformity and contentment. Not until he is given his life assignment as the Receiver of Memory does he begin to understand the dark, complex secrets behind his fragile community. This movie tie-in edition features cover art from the movie and exclusive Q&A with members of the cast, including Taylor Swift, Brenton Thwaites and Cameron Monaghan.

Speak

Speak
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Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)
Total Pages : 212
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781429997041
ISBN-13 : 1429997044
Rating : 4/5 (41 Downloads)

Synopsis Speak by : Laurie Halse Anderson

The groundbreaking National Book Award Finalist and Michael L. Printz Honor Book with more than 3.5 million copies sold, Speak is a bestselling modern classic about consent, healing, and finding your voice. "Speak up for yourself—we want to know what you have to say." From the first moment of her freshman year at Merryweather High, Melinda knows this is a big lie, part of the nonsense of high school. She is friendless, an outcast, because she busted an end-of-summer party by calling the cops. Now nobody will talk to her, let alone listen to her. As time passes, Melinda becomes increasingly isolated and practically stops talking altogether. Only her art class offers any solace, and it is through her work on an art project that she is finally able to face what really happened at that terrible party: she was raped by an upperclassman, a guy who still attends Merryweather and is still a threat to her. Her healing process has just begun when she has another violent encounter with him. But this time Melinda fights back—and refuses to be silent. From Astrid Lindgren Memorial Award laureate Laurie Halse Anderson comes the extraordinary landmark novel that has spoken to millions of readers. Powerful and utterly unforgettable, Speak has been translated into 35 languages, was the basis for the major motion picture starring Kristen Stewart, and is now a stunning graphic novel adapted by Laurie Halse Anderson herself, with artwork from Eisner-Award winner Emily Carroll. Awards and Accolades for Speak: A New York Times Bestseller A National Book Award Finalist for Young People’s Literature A Michael L. Printz Honor Book An Edgar Allan Poe Award Finalist A Los Angeles Times Book Prize Finalist A TIME Magazine Best YA Book of All Time A Cosmopolitan Magazine Best YA Books Everyone Should Read, Regardless of Age

35 Dumb Things Well-Intended People Say

35 Dumb Things Well-Intended People Say
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Publisher : Wordclay
Total Pages : 160
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781600374913
ISBN-13 : 1600374913
Rating : 4/5 (13 Downloads)

Synopsis 35 Dumb Things Well-Intended People Say by : Maura Cullen

EVEN WELL-INTENDED PEOPLE CAN CAUSE HARM Have you ever heard yourself or someone else say: ""Some of my best friends are... (Black, White, Asian, etc.)""? ""I don't think of you as... (Gay, Disabled, Jewish, etc.)""? ""I don't see color, I'm colorblind""? These statements and dozens like them can build a divide between us and the people we interact with. Though well-intended, they often widen the diversity gap sometimes causing irreparable harm personally and professionally. If you've ever wanted to be more effective in your communication with others, or have been afraid of saying the wrong thing, then this concise guide is essential to becoming more inclusive and diversity-smart. A POWERFUL DIVERSITY TRAINING TOOL FROM ONE OF THE MOST RESPECTED DIVERSITY TRAINERS.

Cake Wrecks

Cake Wrecks
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 211
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780740785375
ISBN-13 : 0740785370
Rating : 4/5 (75 Downloads)

Synopsis Cake Wrecks by : Jen Yates

Presents pictures of and commentary on cakes with mistakes, organized into such categories as literal LOLs, beyond bizarre, and wedding wrecks.