Cake Wrecks

Cake Wrecks
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 211
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ISBN-10 : 9780740785375
ISBN-13 : 0740785370
Rating : 4/5 (75 Downloads)

Synopsis Cake Wrecks by : Jen Yates

Presents pictures of and commentary on cakes with mistakes, organized into such categories as literal LOLs, beyond bizarre, and wedding wrecks.

Wreck the Halls

Wreck the Halls
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 696
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ISBN-10 : 9781449407766
ISBN-13 : 1449407765
Rating : 4/5 (66 Downloads)

Synopsis Wreck the Halls by : Jen Yates

Laugh your way through the season with more of those “epic fails, with frosting" from the creator of Cake Wrecks (The New York Times). From thankless Thanksgiving turkeys and confusing Christmas conundrums, to less-than-happy Hanukkah horrors and New Year’s meltdowns, Wreck the Halls has an icing-smeared disaster for every occasion. With additional chapters on Black Friday, family communication, and navigating the murky waters of politically correct cake greetings (Winter!), Wreck the Halls combines Jen Yates’s signature blend of wit and sarcasm with the most hilarious frosting fails this side of winter solstice. Get ready for some sweet relief from the holiday madness—and plenty of laughs.

Booze Cakes

Booze Cakes
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Publisher : Quirk Books
Total Pages : 147
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ISBN-10 : 9781594747410
ISBN-13 : 1594747415
Rating : 4/5 (10 Downloads)

Synopsis Booze Cakes by : Krystina Castella

Indulge in your sweet and boozy cravings with these step-by-step recipes for spiking delicious confections with spirits, wine, and beer Mix, bake, buzz! These delightfully tipsy desserts are perfect for dinner parties, potlucks, and pitch-ins. You’ll find recipes for: Classic Booze Cakes: All the recipes your grandparents used to bake, including salty-sweet Honey Spice Beer Cake, bourbon-filled Lane Cake frosted with decadent bourbon buttercream, and teeny-tiny yet potent Tropical Fruitcake Cupcakes. Cocktail Cakes: These brand-new recipes are based on classic cocktails and mixed drinks: A tropical Piña Colada Cake, Mint Julep Cupcakes made with Kentucky bourbon, and creamy, chocolatey Rum-and-Coke Whoopie Pies. Cake Shots: For the perfect party snack, try bite-sized Long Island Iced Tea Cakes, decadent little Wine-Tasting Cakes, and every imaginable flavor of Jelly Cake Shot. Cakes with a Twist: These extraordinary cake recipes are made even better with alcohol. Enjoy a Jägermeister-powered Deutsch German Chocolate Cake, Shamelessly Rich Carrot Cake infused with 151-proof rum, and frosty, delicious Spiked Ice-Cream Cake. Featured throughout are tips and tricks on baking with alcohol, serving suggestions for fun cocktail-cake parties, and yummy cocktail recipes to accompany your confections—plus a handy “Booze Meter” that tracks the total alcohol content in each of these decadent desserts. Indulge yourself!

Awkward Family Photos

Awkward Family Photos
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Publisher : Crown
Total Pages : 194
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ISBN-10 : 9780307592286
ISBN-13 : 0307592286
Rating : 4/5 (86 Downloads)

Synopsis Awkward Family Photos by : Mike Bender

With twenty-five new photographs for the eBook edition, the New York Times bestseller is now more awkward than ever Based on the hit website, AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com (“painful, regrettable, horrifyingly awesome snaps of family bonding, you will laugh so hard that people in adjoining offices will ask what’s wrong with you”—Esquire), this full color book features never-before-seen photos and hilarious personal stories covering everything from uncomfortable moments with relatives, teen angst, sibling rivalry, and family vacations from hell. Cringe at the forced poses, bad hair, and matching outfits--all prompting us to look at our own families and celebrate the fact that we're not alone. Nothing says awkward better than an uncomfortable family photograph!

Crap at My Parents' House

Crap at My Parents' House
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Publisher : ABRAMS
Total Pages : 226
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ISBN-10 : 9781613121849
ISBN-13 : 1613121849
Rating : 4/5 (49 Downloads)

Synopsis Crap at My Parents' House by : Joel Dovev

An illustrated celebration of the trinkets and tchotchkes that accumulate over a lifetime—and turn ordinary family homes into weird museums . . . Deer-hoof bottle openers. Grizzly bear toilet paper holders. A copy of Sports Illustrated from 1983 with Hulk Hogan on the cover. You never know what you might find lurking at your parents’ house. Standup comic and blogger Joel Dovev has made it his personal quest to compile a catalog of the useless, tacky, and utterly bizarre items that moms and dads not only acquire in the first place, but refuse to throw out, all for reasons unbeknownst to their kids. If you’ve ever helped with cleaning and organizing efforts—or just opened up a junk drawer or a box in the basement during a visit home—you’re sure to recognize the feeling of stumbling across treasures such as these and asking yourself, “Why?” Packed with photos and humorous observations, Crap at My Parents’ House is a very special journey sure to provoke a mixture of tender nostalgia . . . and head-shaking bafflement.

Wayside School is Falling Down

Wayside School is Falling Down
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Publisher : A&C Black
Total Pages : 152
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ISBN-10 : 9781408812488
ISBN-13 : 1408812487
Rating : 4/5 (88 Downloads)

Synopsis Wayside School is Falling Down by : Louis Sachar

'Watch closely,' said Mrs Jewls. 'You can learn much faster using a computer instead of paper and pencil.' Then she pushed the computer out of the window. The children all watched it fall thirty floors. 'See?' said Mrs Jewls. 'That's gravity . . .' That's the way things happen at Wayside School. There are twenty-nine kids in Mrs Jewls' class and this book is about all of them: there is Todd, who is in trouble every day, until he gets a magic dog; Paul, whose life is saved by Leslie's pigtails; Ron, who dares to try the cafeteria's mushroom surprise; and all the others who help turn a day at Wayside School into one madcap adventure after another.

You Had One Job!

You Had One Job!
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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages : 144
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ISBN-10 : 9781449480691
ISBN-13 : 1449480691
Rating : 4/5 (91 Downloads)

Synopsis You Had One Job! by : Beverly L. Jenkins

If someone hangs a stop sign upside down or paints crooked lines on a highway, count on someone else to snap a photo and post it online. You Had One Job! is a collection of hilarious pictures features job-related disasters and general ineptitudes. All of these new, never-before-seen images will be accompanied by witty captions.

Atlantis Stolen

Atlantis Stolen
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Publisher : Ashton Publishing Group
Total Pages : 324
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Rating : 4/5 ( Downloads)

Synopsis Atlantis Stolen by : Christopher Cartwright

A civilization stolen from the history books. A billionaire’s obsession to unlock its secrets. A brotherhood determined to hide the truth. And time is running out. Only a handful of people know what destroyed the ancient Atlanteans, whose very existence is a secret that they will kill to protect. Unfortunately, the very same catastrophe that destroyed that once proud civilization is drawing near once more. The question is, can marine biologist Sam Reilly discover the truth in time to prevent it?

Action Men with Silly Putty

Action Men with Silly Putty
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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages : 212
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ISBN-10 : 1539038394
ISBN-13 : 9781539038399
Rating : 4/5 (94 Downloads)

Synopsis Action Men with Silly Putty by : Susan Clark

Jack Donegal is an engineer, toy inventor and the head of his own toy company but not a detective until he stumbles into a strange situation. While on a business trip, he stops to purchase a 1914 teddy bear at an estate auction. While still on the auction grounds, armed thugs, who mistake him for a Dalton Starks, seem to think he's in possession of something they want. Although police rescue him from his first encounter with criminals, Jack and Andy Westin, his marketing manager, roommate and friend, begin to think there's something special about this teddy bear to make it interesting to criminals. They engage in a cat and mouse hunt with various members of the criminal world, but who are the cats and who are the mice? With the help of their combined wits and various technical gadgetry including toy parts and prototypes, Jack and Andy help bring several criminals to justice. With two personalities like those of Jack and Andy, there is bound to be some silliness along the way in this comedy mystery.

The Monster's Wife

The Monster's Wife
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Total Pages :
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ISBN-10 : 1909954063
ISBN-13 : 9781909954069
Rating : 4/5 (63 Downloads)

Synopsis The Monster's Wife by : Horsley Kate