Babies Ruin Everything

Babies Ruin Everything
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Publisher : Macmillan
Total Pages : 44
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781250080578
ISBN-13 : 1250080576
Rating : 4/5 (78 Downloads)

Synopsis Babies Ruin Everything by : Matthew Swanson

"A big sister becomes convinced her new baby brother is ruining everything"--

Your Children Are Boring

Your Children Are Boring
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Publisher : Independently Published
Total Pages : 100
Release :
ISBN-10 : 1712629972
ISBN-13 : 9781712629970
Rating : 4/5 (72 Downloads)

Synopsis Your Children Are Boring by : Tom James

"The funniest book of the year" Are you sick of a society that seems obsessed with children? Do you find modern parents insufferable? Your Children Are Boring is a uniquely humorous look at our culture's obsession with children, a world where virtually every advert has a squawking child in it, where pubs are full of wailing infants, and where every other Facebook post is tagged #ProudDad. Why do parents themselves behave like infants? Why having a child doesn't make you less selfish, why it's extremely unlikely that your child is in fact, 'special', and why modern parenting is ruining everything, not least the kids themselves. All the answers lie within, and it's your duty to read it. Yes, Your Children Are Boring will make you laugh, but it's much more than that. Once consumed you must take its teachings into the world and fix society. Or something. Oh and if you put 'Dad' or 'Mum' in your social media bios, this book is aimed at you. An excerpt from Your Children Are Boring: "There are more radical solutions available to us of course. I take my lead from the way we've societally turned smokers into pariahs at pubs. Let's create family areas in the pubs! Imagine, roped off areas out the back, covered in sick, where the tables are made of plastic rather than wood, soundproofed so we don't have to listen to you loudly slow-talking, or the baby crying. Or you could just go to McDonalds, which is where the kids want to be anyway. And that's another thing; does anyone think these kids want to go to a pub? They're not renowned for their rides and pits of plastic balls. But perhaps that's just a matter of time. We'll inevitably infantilise getting smashed like we seem intent on doing to everything else. You want it all don't you, your spoilt little brain thinks, 'I've had a child, but that doesn't mean I should modify my life. I still want pub, so baby come to pub!' Kids should be, and probably are, bored out of their tiny minds at pubs. It's where grown-ups go to bitch about their friends' new kitchen or boyfriend / girlfriend, not a playground, that's why they're full of glass, fruit machines and sharp edges. If we can be a little melodramatic though, you're a virus. You're ruining pubs like you ruined football and the cinema, colonising it like the most boring invading army in history armed with iPhones and Kleenex."

Everywhere, Wonder

Everywhere, Wonder
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Publisher : Macmillan
Total Pages : 50
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781250087959
ISBN-13 : 1250087953
Rating : 4/5 (59 Downloads)

Synopsis Everywhere, Wonder by : Matthew Swanson

"A book for all ages about noticing the wonder and beauty in the world both near and far"--

The Real McCoys

The Real McCoys
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Publisher :
Total Pages : 338
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781250098528
ISBN-13 : 1250098521
Rating : 4/5 (28 Downloads)

Synopsis The Real McCoys by : Matthew Swanson

Elementary school detective Moxie McCoy looks for a missing school mascot and a new best friend, with the help of her annoying little brother.

Indestructibles: Baby, Let's Eat!

Indestructibles: Baby, Let's Eat!
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Publisher : Workman Publishing
Total Pages : 12
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781523502073
ISBN-13 : 152350207X
Rating : 4/5 (73 Downloads)

Synopsis Indestructibles: Baby, Let's Eat! by : Amy Pixton

Books babies can really sink their gums into! INDESTRUCTIBLES are built for the way babies "read": with their hands and mouths. INDESTRUCTIBLES won't rip or tear and are 100% washable. They're made for baby to hold, grab, chew, pull, and bend. What green vegetable looks like a tree? Broccoli! Can you find a fruit that's small and yellow? Lemon! Can you pick out two berries so red and sweet? Raspberry and strawberry! Explore a rainbow of delicious foods in a book that's INDESTRUCTIBLE. Also available in bilingual English-Spanish.

Sunrise Summer

Sunrise Summer
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Publisher : Imprint
Total Pages : 27
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781250793447
ISBN-13 : 1250793440
Rating : 4/5 (47 Downloads)

Synopsis Sunrise Summer by : Matthew Swanson

Sunrise Summer is a picture book by writer Matthew Swanson and illustrator Robbi Behr that celebrates self-confidence and empowerment, as a girl’s role changes in her family’s fishing expeditions. When a girl and her family travel four thousand miles from home, it’s not your typical summer vacation. Everything is different on the Alaskan tundra—where the grizzly bears roam and the sockeye salmon swim—including the rules. A girl can do things she wouldn’t, and couldn’t, do at home. She can wake up at midnight to work with her mom on a fishing crew. She can learn what it means to be an essential part of a team. She can become a braver, stronger, and ever-more capable version of herself. She can take her next big step. She’s ready for her first real sunrise. An Imprint Book

The Real McCoys: Two's a Crowd

The Real McCoys: Two's a Crowd
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Publisher : Imprint
Total Pages : 336
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9781250232496
ISBN-13 : 125023249X
Rating : 4/5 (96 Downloads)

Synopsis The Real McCoys: Two's a Crowd by : Matthew Swanson

The sequel to the critically acclaimed The Real McCoys! When a baffling mystery strikes Tiddlywhump Elementary, sibling detectives and absolute opposites Moxie and Milton McCoy are on the case. She's the doer. He's the thinker. She's the heart. He's her heartburn. Moxie's friend Emily has received a suspicious letter signed with nothing but a sinister purple squiggle. Then more letters arrive—along with more questions. Who sent them? What do they mean? Is the world on the brink of collapse? Milton and Moxie are the perfect problem-solving team...if only they could get along.When their partnership falls apart, Moxie races to identify the mysterious Squiggler first—while learning the hard way that two McCoys really are better than one. With energetic illustrations on every page, Matthew Swanson and Robbi Behr's Two's a Crowd is a vivaciously funny and irresistibly heartfelt mystery for young readers. An Imprint Book "A marvelous standalone sequel that will inspire random acts of kindness." —School Library Journal, starred review "An outstanding, truly unique reading experience." —Booklist Praise for The Real McCoys: "Readers will breeze through this ingenious combination of text and art, eager for Moxie and Milton’s next case." —School Library Journal, starred review "Swanson’s witty text is enhanced exponentially by Behr’s bold, original artwork to create a uniquely told whodunit with wide appeal ... An exceptional book." —Booklist, starred review "Delightfully topsy-turvy...readers will hope to see more of both siblings soon." —Publishers Weekly, starred review "An exceptional middle-grade read packed with giggles for young sleuths who love to explore a little off the beaten path." —Kirkus Reviews “An ingenious new series...an innovative reading experience that surprises and delights. Wordplay, witty descriptions and visual jokes abound.” —The Washington Post "Swanson and Behr have created a gem with this hilarious elementary-level read with graphic novel tendencies." —The Bulletin of the Center for Children's Books "This clever, funny, delightful book is just what this crazy world needs. The surprising and inventive interaction between text and illustration shows that two brains are, indeed, better than one--especially when they belong to Matthew Swanson and Robbi Behr." —Andrea Beaty, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Ada Twist Scientist A Junior Library Guild Selection

Elevating Child Care

Elevating Child Care
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Publisher : Rodale Books
Total Pages : 177
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780593736166
ISBN-13 : 0593736168
Rating : 4/5 (66 Downloads)

Synopsis Elevating Child Care by : Janet Lansbury

A modern parenting classic—a guide to a new and gentle way of understanding the care and nurture of infants, by the internationally renowned childcare expert, podcaster, and author of No Bad Kids “An absolute go-to for all parents, therapists, anyone who works with, is, or knows parents of young children.”—Wendy Denham, PhD A Resources for Infant Educarers (RIE) teacher and student of pioneering child specialist Magda Gerber, Janet Lansbury helps parents look at the world through the eyes of their infants and relate to them as whole people who have natural abilities to learn without being taught. Once we are able to view our children in this light, even the most common daily parenting experiences become stimulating opportunities to learn, discover, and connect with our child. A collection of the most-read articles from Janet’s popular and long-running blog, Elevating Child Care focuses on common infant issues, including: • Nourishing our babies’ healthy eating habits • Calming your clingy, fearful child • How to build your child’s focus and attention span • Developing routines that promote restful sleep Eschewing the quick-fix tips and tricks of popular parenting culture, Lansbury’s gentle, insightful guidance lays the foundation for a closer, more fulfilling parent-child relationship, and children who grow up to be authentic, confident, successful adults.

French Kids Eat Everything

French Kids Eat Everything
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Publisher : Harper Collins
Total Pages : 295
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780062103314
ISBN-13 : 0062103318
Rating : 4/5 (14 Downloads)

Synopsis French Kids Eat Everything by : Karen Le Billon

French Kids Eat Everything is a wonderfully wry account of how Karen Le Billon was able to alter her children’s deep-rooted, decidedly unhealthy North American eating habits while they were all living in France. At once a memoir, a cookbook, a how-to handbook, and a delightful exploration of how the French manage to feed children without endless battles and struggles with pickiness, French Kids Eat Everything features recipes, practical tips, and ten easy-to-follow rules for raising happy and healthy young eaters—a sort of French Women Don’t Get Fat meets Food Rules.

If I Ran the Zoo

If I Ran the Zoo
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Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages : 63
Release :
ISBN-10 : 9780394800813
ISBN-13 : 0394800818
Rating : 4/5 (13 Downloads)

Synopsis If I Ran the Zoo by : Dr. Seuss

Gerald tells of the very unusual animals he would add to the zoo, if he were in charge.