A Vampire's Midlife Crisis

A Vampire's Midlife Crisis
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Publisher : Valerie Twombly
Total Pages : 139
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Synopsis A Vampire's Midlife Crisis by : Valerie Twombly

Her life wasn’t all bad until she woke up a vampire. Sabrina raised a daughter, started her own coffee shop, and bought her dream house in her hometown of New Orleans. If she had to complain about anything, it would be the seventh level of Hell hot flashes that come with being 53 years old. That is, until she wakes up a vampire. Her body has never been more perky and her hair is a dream. Problems? Several. A vampire shouldn’t have hot flashes, mood swings that rival a rollercoaster ride, and the urge to drop into a dead sleep at 9:00 pm. There is a God and he goes by the name of Christoph, the king of the New Orleans coven and a vampire who is hotter than her night sweats. Ready to jump his ancient bones, she manages self control. Barely. When she learns he can cure more than her animalistic urges, she will promise anything. Enter the misfits. A succubus kicked out of Hell, an old as dirt reaper, a purple dragon whose hiccups light eyebrows on fire, and a cute as can be pooch that’s really a Hellhound. All occupants of the B&B, Fangri-La and Sabrina’s job is to turn Christoph’s new acquisition into a thriving business. Holy hot flashes, she may have sunk her fangs into more than she can handle. Also available as audiobooks! Keywords: paranormal romance, steamy romance, paranormal romantic comedy, paranormal romantic comedy book, vampire romance comedy, vampire romance books for adults, vampire romance books, paranormal romance books for adults, paranormal romance adult, menopause humor, women’s humor

Paranormal Bromance

Paranormal Bromance
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ISBN-10 : 1933846739
ISBN-13 : 9781933846736
Rating : 4/5 (39 Downloads)

Synopsis Paranormal Bromance by : Carrie Vaughn

Sam has been a vampire for 15 years, and now he's having a midlife crisis. That is, if he were still human, he'd be turning 40 and having a midlife crisis. He's just met exactly the kind of woman he's always wanted -- but these days, all he really wants is blood. Maybe he could work through it, but his vampire roommates just don't understand. Wasn't unlife supposed to get easier?This novella is set in the world of Carrie Vaughn's bestselling Kitty Norville series.

Vexed by Vampires: A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel

Vexed by Vampires: A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel
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Publisher : Midlife Monsters
Total Pages : 226
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ISBN-10 : 9798201715236
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Rating : 4/5 (36 Downloads)

Synopsis Vexed by Vampires: A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel by : Margo Bond Collins

Vampires. Not the midlife crisis I expected. When I finally got around to dating after my jackhole of a husband walked out on my fortieth birthday, I thought personal grooming was my biggest worry. Until I went on a date with a vampire and ended up fighting for my life. Now I see magic--and danger--everywhere I look, and somehow I'm the one responsible for keeping everyone safe. It's worse than being roped into heading a PTA committee. Well...maybe. Anyway, whatever happened to finding a teenage girl to be the Chosen One? Still, I'll do whatever it takes to keep the people I love safe. I might even be willing to protect that jackhole ex. But only if I have to. Fans of paranormal women's fiction will adore this hot new midlife women's fantasy novel! Get your copy now!

Vampire in Crisis

Vampire in Crisis
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Publisher : Valley Publishing Ltd.
Total Pages : 258
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ISBN-10 : 9781928122357
ISBN-13 : 1928122353
Rating : 4/5 (57 Downloads)

Synopsis Vampire in Crisis by : Dale Mayer

Tessa's world exploded. She survived Deanna's inheritance. She sees more, hears more … understands more. But more is not always better. Cody doesn’t like what's happening around him. Tessa has walked through hell and she has a lot more to go before she's clear. He plans on standing by her side – her guardian – whether she wants him to be there for her or not. Jared can't believe all trails lead him into trouble. He'd escaped once. Tried to stay out of the mess since. But a friend is missing, and when he tries to get help, the person he confides in goes missing too. The vampire world was never ready for Tessa before. The new Tessa? No one is ready for her.

The Vampire Book Club: A Paranormal Women's Fiction Cozy Mystery

The Vampire Book Club: A Paranormal Women's Fiction Cozy Mystery
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Publisher : Vampire Book Club
Total Pages : 246
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ISBN-10 : 1928145817
ISBN-13 : 9781928145813
Rating : 4/5 (17 Downloads)

Synopsis The Vampire Book Club: A Paranormal Women's Fiction Cozy Mystery by : Nancy Warren

I was a divorced, middle-aged witch banished to Ireland. My life could be summed up in a limerick...There once was a misguided witchWho tried a man's fate to switchHer punishment setTo Ireland she must getBut better than feathers and pitch!With a name like Quinn Calahan I sounded as Irish as a leprechaun dancing a jig on a four leafed clover, but the truth was, I'd never been closer to the emerald isle than drinking green beer at the St Patrick's day street party in Boston until I messed up so badly I had to leave the US. I was offered a job in a tiny village in Ireland that no one's ever heard of. And I think that was the point in sending me there. How much trouble could a divorced, middle-aged witch get into in a village that boasted very few residents, one crumbling castle that attracted no tourists, and a post office that was only open Mondays and Thursdays? You'd be surprised.You will fall in love with this series about second chances, magical mayhem, and a book club unlike any other. From the author of the best-selling Vampire Knitting Club series.

Vexed by Vampires: A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel

Vexed by Vampires: A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel
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Publisher : Dangerous Words
Total Pages : 214
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Rating : 4/5 ( Downloads)

Synopsis Vexed by Vampires: A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel by : Margo Bond Collins

Vampires. Not the midlife crisis I expected. When I finally got around to dating after my jackhole of a husband walked out on my fortieth birthday, I thought personal grooming was my biggest worry. Until I went on a date with a vampire and ended up fighting for my life. Now I see magic—and danger—everywhere I look, and somehow I’m the one responsible for keeping everyone safe. It’s worse than being roped into heading a PTA committee. Well…maybe. Anyway, whatever happened to finding a teenage girl to be the Chosen One? Still, I’ll do whatever it takes to keep the people I love safe. I might even be willing to protect that jackhole ex. But only if I have to. Get your copy now!

Vampire's Desire

Vampire's Desire
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Publisher : Untamed Love LLC
Total Pages : 159
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Rating : 4/5 ( Downloads)

Synopsis Vampire's Desire by : Jade Alters

A vampire going gray. A mortician out to prove her worth. A magickal weapon with the power to defeat even the deadliest supernatural creatures. Although beautiful and seductive, Zona Alcaraz always felt overshadowed by her more serious and talented older sister, Arla. So when the opportunity presents itself to prove she’s more than just a pretty face, Zona jumps at the chance. Cruel and incredibly vain, Leontel de Belleudres is a vampire with an extremely unusual condition he’s spent hundreds of years hiding. He happens to be the very same villain her sister is hunting, and as luck would have it, he’s practically fallen in Zona’s lap. Are the vicious rumors of Leontel’s hideous crimes more truth or fiction? Zona’s about to get a very up-close and personal introduction to the man of mystery himself. Their passion is undeniable but Zona can't stop wondering if she can trust her own feelings, never mind his. Can Zona prevent a deadly weapon from falling into the wrong hands before she becomes a victim of fatal attraction? Vampire's Desire is a steamy Paranormal Romance with a HEA featuring a strong female heroine struggling with her sense of self who happens to find love in the unlikeliest of places. Filled with a mix of real and mythical references to the magical city of New Orleans, lovers of the Crescent City are guaranteed to be delighted. ***Previously published as Magical Midlife Mishap.*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Perfect for fans of K.F. Breene, Louisa West, Shannon Mayer, JL Wilder and Brenda Trim. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Keywords: paranormal romance, romantic books, romance ebooks, books to read and download, contemporary romance, paranormal romance books, ebooks romance, romance books for adults no cliffhangers, supernatural romance books, paranormal romance books full novel, steamy romance books, happily ever after, guaranteed HEA, no cliffhangers, happy for now, HFN, witchcraft books, opposites attract, enemies to lovers, New Orleans, vampire books, werewolf romance, werewolf books, romantic comedy books, small town, forbidden love, shero, matriarch, family saga, family secrets, family drama, family feud, sibling romance novels, witch, psychic, vampire, matchmaker, new orleans, mermaid, werewolf, shifter, fantasy, matchmaking, demons,

Confessions of a Vampire's Girlfriend

Confessions of a Vampire's Girlfriend
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Publisher : Penguin
Total Pages : 258
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ISBN-10 : 9781101477908
ISBN-13 : 1101477903
Rating : 4/5 (08 Downloads)

Synopsis Confessions of a Vampire's Girlfriend by : Katie Maxwell

More information to be announced soon on this forthcoming title from Penguin USA.

The Vampire - Alien Chronicles

The Vampire - Alien Chronicles
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Publisher : Ronald Wintrick
Total Pages : 151
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Synopsis The Vampire - Alien Chronicles by : Ronald Wintrick

Only a blackbird girl can set her free…Envy is a lucky lady with a secret vice: she's one of the best thieves in the kingdom–something her current employer, the king himself, has no knowledge of. When one of her more audacious gambles gets her caught, Envy thinks her luck's run out. Infuriated, the king banishes her to Bran Tower, a haunted, forgotten prison of no escape.But, by day, a mysterious blackbird brings Envy crumbs of food–and, by night, the beautiful ghost Merle befriends her. Or so Envy thinks. When Merle, no ghost at all, reveals her terrible truth–cursed to spend daylight as a blackbird, night as the mortal woman she once was–Envy confesses, too: that she's fallen for the blackbird girl.But love has made them reckless in a forest of dangerous men. On the night of their planned escape, Merle is kidnapped by a band of brigands seeking the treasure of her father, the Blackbird King. Envy is brave but is now faced with an almost impossible task: to journey through the cursed forest in the hopes of saving her beloved Merle.

Bitten in the Midlife

Bitten in the Midlife
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Publisher : Fanged After Forty
Total Pages : 0
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ISBN-10 : 9798330257096
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Rating : 4/5 (96 Downloads)

Synopsis Bitten in the Midlife by : L. A. Boruff

Jilted at the altar a month before her fortieth birthday. Poor Hailey. Midlife really does have a crisis. Or is it that midlife is the crisis? Either way, it sucks. Hailey Whitfield can't take anymore run-ins with her ex. It's time for a big change. She's never considered moving away, but it's her best plan yet. Bonus - her bestie lives next door! However, her new neighbor is... weird, to say the least. Extremely hot, but odd. So are his friends. But Hailey will take strange neighbors over facing her lying, cheat, deadbeat ex-fiancé all day, any day. Finding a job in a new town is more challenging than she realizes. With her savings depleted from the move, Hailey has to suck it up and take what she gets. After taking a job as a private nurse for an injured bounty hunter, things start to look up. Then a skip falls into her lap. Okay, sure. She was being nosy and reading an incoming fax intended for her patient. But with a little encouragement, Hailey takes on the task of tracking down the skip. It's easy money. Right? Wrong. This skip is far more than Hailey bargained for. And her life is about to change in a very bloody and pointy kind of way. What a bite in the... Well, you know. With the help of her witchy best friend and her new, very pale neighbor, Hailey is going to collect her bounty. Or die trying.