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Author |
: Grant Tucker |
Publisher |
: Biteback Publishing |
Total Pages |
: 355 |
Release |
: 2012-09-25 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781849544825 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1849544824 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (25 Downloads) |
Synopsis 5,000 Great One Liners by : Grant Tucker
My mate told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. An onion just told me a joke. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller. I'll never forget what my granddad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, 'Grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?' Whether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemen's clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the Twitter age heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner. In this riveting read, Times diary columnist Grant Tucker does just that, bringing together 5,000 of the funniest one-liners ever told in one definitive volume. Laugh-out-loud funny, 5,000 Great One-Liners has all the quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks you'll ever need - and a whole lot more.
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: |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 373 |
Release |
: 2013-11-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781628734201 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1628734205 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (01 Downloads) |
Synopsis 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners by :
“I’ll never forget the words my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. He said ‘Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.’” “The key to any marriage is spontaneity. You’ve got to be ready to leave at any time.” Bringing together some of the funniest, wittiest, and most cutting jokes the world over, Grant Tucker’s volume is the definitive collection of the quips comedians call “one-liners.” Short, sweet, and undeniably clever, one-liners hold a special place in the history of comedy, and the rise of Twitter and social media seems to have ushered in a new era of this comedic art form. With most people expressing themselves in 140 characters or less, there seems no better time to celebrate Grant’s collection and the immortal one-liner. Side-splittingly funny, 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners has all the puns, zingers, and witty remarks you could ever ask for—and many you’d never dream of asking for. “My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.” “A dyslexic man walks into a bra.” “Corduroy pillows: they’re making headlines!” “Promises are a bit like babies: fun to make but hard to deliver.” “Schizophrenia—together I can beat it.” “Drugs are never the answer. Unless the clue is: ‘Narcotics, five letters.’”
Author |
: |
Publisher |
: Skyhorse |
Total Pages |
: 288 |
Release |
: 2021-10-19 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1510766995 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781510766990 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (95 Downloads) |
Synopsis 5,000 Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes and One-Liners by :
Thousands of jokes and zingers to expand your repertoire and become a master of comedy! Bringing together some of the funniest, wittiest, and most cutting jokes the world over, Grant Tucker’s volume is the definitive collection of the quips comedians call “one-liners.” Short, sweet, and undeniably clever, one-liners hold a special place in the history of comedy, and the rise of Twitter and social media seems to have ushered in a new era of this comedic art form. With most people expressing themselves in 140 characters or less, there seems no better time to celebrate Grant’s collection and the immortal one-liner. Side-splittingly funny, 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners has all the puns, zingers, and witty remarks you could ever ask for—and many you’d never dream of asking for. “My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.” “A dyslexic man walks into a bra.” “The key to any marriage is spontaneity. You’ve got to be ready to leave at any time.” “Corduroy pillows: they’re making headlines!” “Promises are a bit like babies: fun to make but hard to deliver.” “Schizophrenia—together I can beat it.” “Drugs are never the answer. Unless the clue is: ‘Narcotics, five letters.’”
Author |
: Eleanor McAvenny |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: |
Release |
: 2012 |
ISBN-10 |
: OCLC:1259493139 |
ISBN-13 |
: |
Rating |
: 4/5 (39 Downloads) |
Synopsis 5000 Great One Liners by : Eleanor McAvenny
Author |
: Grant Tucker |
Publisher |
: Biteback Publishing |
Total Pages |
: 298 |
Release |
: 2013-11-07 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781849546720 |
ISBN-13 |
: 184954672X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (20 Downloads) |
Synopsis More One Liners, Jokes and Gags by : Grant Tucker
After making us laugh out loud with 5,000 Great One-Liners, Grant Tucker goes one better with this uproarious sequel! More One-Liners is another hilarious volume of the finest quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks known to humanity. From twists on the classics to modern greats, from A-grade antics to X-rated gags, from jokes you could tell your mother to jokes about yo momma, there's something short, sweet and wickedly clever for everyone in this definitive volume.
Author |
: Stephen Arnott |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 448 |
Release |
: 2022-05-10 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781646043644 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1646043642 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (44 Downloads) |
Synopsis Man Walks Into a Bar by : Stephen Arnott
Be the life of the party with this ridiculous and definitely-not-for-kids joke book. Includes knock-knock-jokes, one-liners, puns, and more hilarious jokes. Do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family, and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of thousands of jokes and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime
Author |
: Linda Parker |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 148 |
Release |
: 2009-02 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0982343221 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780982343227 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (21 Downloads) |
Synopsis Why I Stay Single! by : Linda Parker
Volume III of III. Over 500 hilarious one liner jokes in four humorous chapters encompassing all areas of comedy in the punch lines - clean, dirty, adult, child, sex, christian, fat, stupid, redneck, practical - it's in here. These really funny visual one line quips for dating, shopaholic, insane and the disgusting will be plagiarized by stand up comics for years to come! Why I Stay Single! Excerpts from Chapter One: A Second Date's No So Likely If...He picks his nose during the second course and eats it during the third, A Second Date's No So Likely If...He makes karate noises while eating sushi, A Second Date's No So Likely If...You uncontrollably laugh at her dinner attire when she opens the door, A Second Date's No So Likely If...She wore condom earrings to a religious festival, A Second Date's No So Likely If...He called it dancing, but you thought it was an epileptic seizure. Linda Parker, a determined to stay single mother of three and grandmother, shares her brilliant visual quick jokes about encounters drawn from family, children, ex-husbands (plural), coworkers and some incredibly undesirable attempts to date in her 40's. They are the type of laughs that no one would admit to doing if caught in the act. In light of the above, the author claims there won't be a Husband Number 4! Well, I admit, this is a first for me. I've read and written lots of funny stuff. And I have 'funny' in my blood, my dad was Bozo the Clown. (True Story.) But I've never edited a joke book before. And it is hilarious. Got any more? I could do this all day! Jennifer.
Author |
: Marcia Kamien |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2011 |
ISBN-10 |
: OCLC:1288387736 |
ISBN-13 |
: |
Rating |
: 4/5 (36 Downloads) |
Synopsis Great One Liners by : Marcia Kamien
This book contains one-line jokes, some of which are quotes from famous personalities.
Author |
: Peter Crumpton |
Publisher |
: PeteyRF Creative |
Total Pages |
: 51 |
Release |
: 2015-03-30 |
ISBN-10 |
: |
ISBN-13 |
: |
Rating |
: 4/5 ( Downloads) |
Synopsis Funny One Liners by : Peter Crumpton
Author |
: Gerd De Ley |
Publisher |
: National Geographic Books |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2018-06-26 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781578267583 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1578267587 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (83 Downloads) |
Synopsis Great American Humor by : Gerd De Ley
Mark Twain wrote: "Humor is mankind's greatest blessing." Consider yourself blessed a thousand-fold with the new compilation Great American Humor by Gerd de Ley. Great American Humor collects 1000 wise and witty jokes, clever sayings and smart one-liners from well-known American humorists, actors, comedians, politicians, and personalities into a terrific volume guaranteed to generate laughs. Great American Humor features quips and quotes from well-known figures such as Mark Twain, Steve Martin, Bette Midler, Milton Berle, Ellen DeGeneres, Rodney Dangerfield, Robin Williams, Mae West, Mitch Hedberg, Joan Rivers, George Carlin, and the list goes on. Carefully researched and culled for maximum guffaws, Great American Humor captures the unique spirit of American wit and features more than enough jokes, puns and riddles to have everyone laughing.