101 Hockey Jokes

101 Hockey Jokes
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Total Pages : 0
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ISBN-10 : 1443113336
ISBN-13 : 9781443113335
Rating : 4/5 (36 Downloads)

Synopsis 101 Hockey Jokes by : Kara Woodburn

Here are 101 reasons to laugh about hockey! What is another word for a hockey fan?A Canadian! When do hockey players dress in formal attire?When it's a tie game! Why did the offensive coach get frustrated when he checked his email?He had too many forwards! We know Canadians love to laugh, and we definitely love our hockey. Combining the two into 101 Hockey Jokes? Now that's a recipe for some slapstick humour!

Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes

Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes
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Publisher : Scholastic Canada
Total Pages : 386
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ISBN-10 : 9781443128865
ISBN-13 : 1443128864
Rating : 4/5 (65 Downloads)

Synopsis Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes by : Stella Partheniou Grasso

What's funny about Canada? Everything! From moose-quitoes to hambonis, slime ministers to Drain Gretzky, this book features hundreds of hilarious -- and downright punny -- Canadian jokes. How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms. Where did the zombie go on vacation? Deadmonton. How does a Timbit get around in winter? On doughshoes. Why do Toronto's players always think they're going to win the Stanley Cup? Because they beLeaf in themselves! Originally published as four separate joke books, this mega-edition -- complete with hysterical illustrations -- will keep readers rolling on the floor laughing for hours on end.

101 Sport jokes

101 Sport jokes
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Publisher : Penguin Random House South Africa
Total Pages : 21
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ISBN-10 : 9780637001649
ISBN-13 : 0637001648
Rating : 4/5 (49 Downloads)

Synopsis 101 Sport jokes by : Jaco Jacobs

Giggle, groan and guffaw with Jaco Jacob’s new humorous series of 101 Jokes books, now available in English! Each book contains tons of jokes that will have you and your friends in stitches.

101 Wacky Kid Jokes

101 Wacky Kid Jokes
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Publisher : Scholastic Paperbacks
Total Pages : 94
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ISBN-10 : 0590413996
ISBN-13 : 9780590413992
Rating : 4/5 (96 Downloads)

Synopsis 101 Wacky Kid Jokes by : Jovial Bob Stine

A collection of jokes about friends, siblings, parents, music and school.

101 Math Jokes

101 Math Jokes
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Publisher : Scholastic Canada
Total Pages : 97
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ISBN-10 : 9781443107389
ISBN-13 : 1443107387
Rating : 4/5 (89 Downloads)

Synopsis 101 Math Jokes by : Erin O'Connor

These 101 math jokes are hilarious -- you can count on it! Calling all math-letes and math geeks: Yes, the whole idea of math jokes might seem a little strange, but these are really two funny -- in fact they are prime. Go figure! Why did I, V, and X keep wandering off?Because they're roman numerals! What happened when 8 lay down?He felt infinitely better! How did King Arthur reward the brave circle?He dubbed him Sir Cumference. People think math is too serious. They need to lighten up and be a little odd!

Check, Please! Book 1: # Hockey

Check, Please! Book 1: # Hockey
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Publisher : First Second
Total Pages : 147
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ISBN-10 : 9781250224033
ISBN-13 : 1250224039
Rating : 4/5 (33 Downloads)

Synopsis Check, Please! Book 1: # Hockey by : Ngozi Ukazu

Eric Bittle may be a former junior figure skating champion, vlogger extraordinaire, and very talented amateur pâtissier, but being a freshman on the Samwell University hockey team is a whole new challenge. It is nothing like co-ed club hockey back in Georgia! First of all? There’s checking (anything that hinders the player with possession of the puck, ranging from a stick check all the way to a physical sweep). And then, there is Jack—his very attractive but moody captain. A collection of the first half, freshmen and sophomore year, of the megapopular webcomic series of the same name, Check, Please!: #Hockey is the first book of a hilarious and stirring two-volume coming-of-age story about hockey, bros, and trying to find yourself during the best four years of your life. This book includes updated art and a hilarious, curated selection of Bitty's beloved tweets. This is perfect for fans of the hit series Heartstopper!

It's My Party and I Don't Want to Go

It's My Party and I Don't Want to Go
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Publisher : Scholastic
Total Pages : 150
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ISBN-10 : 9780702307577
ISBN-13 : 0702307572
Rating : 4/5 (77 Downloads)

Synopsis It's My Party and I Don't Want to Go by : Amanda Panitch

Ellie is sabotaging her own bat mitzvah. It seems extreme but it's the only option. Crowds and attention have always made her nervous, and lately they've been making it harder for Ellie to breathe. The celebration would mean: (1) a large crowd; (2) lots of staring; and (3) distant family listening to her sing in another language. No, thank you!

101 Canadian Jokes

101 Canadian Jokes
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Publisher : Markham, Ont. : Scholastic Canada Limited
Total Pages : 93
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ISBN-10 : 0439961084
ISBN-13 : 9780439961080
Rating : 4/5 (84 Downloads)

Synopsis 101 Canadian Jokes by : Howard Hershkowitz

101 silly jokes have been completed and collected especially for Canadian kids. With uniquely funny, black and white illustrations accompanying many of the jokes, this book is sure to launch many a comedy career!

Hockey Trivia for Kids 2

Hockey Trivia for Kids 2
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Publisher : Scholastic Canada
Total Pages : 132
Release :
ISBN-10 : 0545996996
ISBN-13 : 9780545996990
Rating : 4/5 (96 Downloads)

Synopsis Hockey Trivia for Kids 2 by : Eric Zweig

Did you know that there was a time when goalies had to serve their penalties? Did you know that the Sutter family boasts SIX hockey stars? Or that Hockey Night in Canada's three stars of the game was a tradition started by an oil company? Hot on the heels of the successful Hockey Trivia for Kids, this second volume is packed with even more fun facts and hockey information. Provides hours of entertainment that will quench any kid's thirst for more trivia!

101 Fascinating Hockey Facts

101 Fascinating Hockey Facts
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Publisher : Dundurn
Total Pages : 228
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ISBN-10 : 9781459745674
ISBN-13 : 1459745671
Rating : 4/5 (74 Downloads)

Synopsis 101 Fascinating Hockey Facts by : Brian McFarlane

Brian McFarlane, hockey history, author, and Hockey Hall of Fame broadcaster, delivers 101 fascinating facts about the game he’s loved for over eighty years.