Funny One Liners
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Author |
: Geoff Tibballs |
Publisher |
: Robinson |
Total Pages |
: 607 |
Release |
: 2012-06-07 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781780335360 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1780335369 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (60 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Mammoth Book of One-Liners by : Geoff Tibballs
A collection of 10,000 side-splitting one-line jokes arranged in categories from bestselling humour editor Geoff Tibballs. 'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.' 'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.' 'I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.'
Author |
: L. O. L. Funny Jokes Club |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 26 |
Release |
: 2016-07-30 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1535540826 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781535540827 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (26 Downloads) |
Synopsis Boom! One Liners by : L. O. L. Funny Jokes Club
Funny One Liners! Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body?Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book. Share a funny joke with a friend today! With this funny collection of one-liner jokes for adults you can make everyone laugh! This ebook full of funny jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh and laugh at this funny joke book. Funny One-Liner Jokes for Adults! Sex jokes Bar jokes Blonde jokes Divorce jokes Men and Women jokes The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, dirty adult jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all! Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!
Author |
: Grant Tucker |
Publisher |
: Biteback Publishing |
Total Pages |
: 355 |
Release |
: 2012-09-25 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781849544825 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1849544824 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (25 Downloads) |
Synopsis 5,000 Great One Liners by : Grant Tucker
My mate told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. An onion just told me a joke. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller. I'll never forget what my granddad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, 'Grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?' Whether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemen's clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the Twitter age heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner. In this riveting read, Times diary columnist Grant Tucker does just that, bringing together 5,000 of the funniest one-liners ever told in one definitive volume. Laugh-out-loud funny, 5,000 Great One-Liners has all the quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks you'll ever need - and a whole lot more.
Author |
: Joel (Writer) Jessup |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 304 |
Release |
: 2019-04 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1788886399 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781788886390 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (99 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Amazing Joke Book by : Joel (Writer) Jessup
Author |
: Chris Head |
Publisher |
: Bloomsbury Publishing |
Total Pages |
: 201 |
Release |
: 2018-07-12 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781350035539 |
ISBN-13 |
: 135003553X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (39 Downloads) |
Synopsis A Director’s Guide to the Art of Stand-up by : Chris Head
Stand-up: it's the ultimate solo art form. Yet, behind the scenes, you will increasingly find the shadowy figure of a director. For comics themselves and for those who support them, this is the first book to give the director's perspective on creating and performing stand-up comedy. Drawing on his own experience of directing stand-up alongside speaking to comedians and their directors, Chris Head produces a revealing perspective on the creative process, comic persona, writing stand-up, structuring material and delivering a performance. Directors interviewed include Logan Murray, John Gordillo and Simon McBurney, who between them have directed Eddie Izzard, Michael McIntyre, Milton Jones, Lenny Henry and French & Saunders. With a foreword by BBC arts editor Will Gompertz and contributions from many other interviewees including Oliver Double (author of Getting the Joke), this is the only book that goes all the way from one-liners to theatre via comedy club sets and full-length shows. Perfect for stand-ups from newbies to pros, students of comedy, academics studying and teaching stand-up and for directors themselves, A Director's Guide to the Art of Stand-up offers hundreds of inspiring practical insights and shows how creating the comedian's highly personal, individual act can be a deeply collaborative process.
Author |
: Frank Allen |
Publisher |
: New Holland Publishing Australia Pty Limited |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2008 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1741107008 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781741107005 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (08 Downloads) |
Synopsis Great Funny One-Liners by : Frank Allen
"Funny, humorous, clever quotes and insults"--Publisher.
Author |
: Pat Williams |
Publisher |
: HCI |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2002-08-15 |
ISBN-10 |
: 075730057X |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780757300578 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (7X Downloads) |
Synopsis Winning with One-Liners by : Pat Williams
Laughter is power. Nothing livens up a presentation like well-placed jokes, which can take an audience from bored disinterest to rapt attention in seconds. In this ultimate collection of one-liners, author Pat Williams, one of the country's top motivational and inspirational speakers and senior vice president of the Orlando Magic, shares the jokes he has been using to win over audiences for over forty years. Arranged into more than 200 categories—from airlines and politics to world conditions and zoos—these 3,400 battle-tested funnies, delivered before a rich variety of audiences, will keep readers roaring. While many other joke books offer material that is either not very funny or off-color, Winning with One-Liners provides clean, wholesome entertainment for all audiences. Sometimes we all need a good laugh, and Pat Williams shows how to do it right in this indispensable book for all speakers.
Author |
: Linda Parker |
Publisher |
: |
Total Pages |
: 148 |
Release |
: 2009-02 |
ISBN-10 |
: 0982343221 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9780982343227 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (21 Downloads) |
Synopsis Why I Stay Single! by : Linda Parker
Volume III of III. Over 500 hilarious one liner jokes in four humorous chapters encompassing all areas of comedy in the punch lines - clean, dirty, adult, child, sex, christian, fat, stupid, redneck, practical - it's in here. These really funny visual one line quips for dating, shopaholic, insane and the disgusting will be plagiarized by stand up comics for years to come! Why I Stay Single! Excerpts from Chapter One: A Second Date's No So Likely If...He picks his nose during the second course and eats it during the third, A Second Date's No So Likely If...He makes karate noises while eating sushi, A Second Date's No So Likely If...You uncontrollably laugh at her dinner attire when she opens the door, A Second Date's No So Likely If...She wore condom earrings to a religious festival, A Second Date's No So Likely If...He called it dancing, but you thought it was an epileptic seizure. Linda Parker, a determined to stay single mother of three and grandmother, shares her brilliant visual quick jokes about encounters drawn from family, children, ex-husbands (plural), coworkers and some incredibly undesirable attempts to date in her 40's. They are the type of laughs that no one would admit to doing if caught in the act. In light of the above, the author claims there won't be a Husband Number 4! Well, I admit, this is a first for me. I've read and written lots of funny stuff. And I have 'funny' in my blood, my dad was Bozo the Clown. (True Story.) But I've never edited a joke book before. And it is hilarious. Got any more? I could do this all day! Jennifer.
Author |
: Editors of Portable Press |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 90 |
Release |
: 2016-05-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781626866133 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1626866139 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (33 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author |
: Matthew Hovey |
Publisher |
: Lulu.com |
Total Pages |
: 34 |
Release |
: 2017-10-06 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781387277483 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1387277480 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (83 Downloads) |
Synopsis 1,037 One Liner Jokes by : Matthew Hovey
1,037 one liners that will have you roll on the floor laughing. These one liners are hilarious.