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Author |
: Maribeth R. Ditmars |
Publisher |
: iUniverse |
Total Pages |
: 219 |
Release |
: 2005-01-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780595325207 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0595325203 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (07 Downloads) |
Synopsis by : Maribeth R. Ditmars
"Take him home, and enjoy the time that you have left," the doctors said. Fourteen-year old Christopher was losing his battle with leukemia. "Christopher's Journey" is the story of a remarkable young man's four years of cancer treatments, and the many lives that he touched along the way. "Christopher's Journey" chronicles Chris's chemotherapy treatments, his irrepressible antics, and finally, his insightful acceptance of his own mortality. In many ways the book is like a pediatric version of "Tuesdays With Morrie" by Mitch Albom because it also alternates between journal entries, reflection, and narrative. Walk in the shoes of the Ditmars family as they face a childhood devastated by terminal cancer. Share Chris's unique character and unflappable humor, such as the time he glued a quarter to the floor in his hospital room and kept a tally of the ill-fated attempts to retrieve it, or when he found out he was terminal, and he asked his favorite nurse to hurry up and marry him before it was too late. Follow "Christopher's Journey as it winds its way through the tears and the laughter to a place of peace and hope.
Author |
: Robin Harvie |
Publisher |
: Harper Collins |
Total Pages |
: 322 |
Release |
: 2010-11-02 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780062064271 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0062064274 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (71 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Atheist's Guide to Christmas by : Robin Harvie
This funny, festive, and thoughtful collection delves into age-old holiday questions for the non-believer—like what do you get an atheist for Christmas? If you’re an atheist, you don’t believe in the three wise men, so this Christmas, we bring you not three, but forty-two wise men and women, bearing gifts of comedy, science, philosophy, the arts, and knowledge. What does it feel like to be born on Christmas day? How can you most effectively use lights to make your house visible from space? And where can you listen to the echoes of the Big Bang on December 25? The Atheist’s Guide to Christmas answers all these questions and more: Richard Dawkins tells an original Christmas story. Phil Plait fact-checks the Star of Bethlehem. Neal Pollack teaches his family a lesson on holiday spirit. Simon Singh offers a very special scientific experiment. Simon le Bon loses his faith (but keeps church music). AC Grayling explains how to have a truly happy Christmas. Plus thirty-six other brilliant, funny, free-thinking pieces perfect for anyone who doesn’t think of holidays as holy days.
Author |
: Mick Foley |
Publisher |
: Bradygames |
Total Pages |
: 0 |
Release |
: 2012 |
ISBN-10 |
: 1465403450 |
ISBN-13 |
: 9781465403452 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (50 Downloads) |
Synopsis A Most Mizerable Christmas by : Mick Foley
For years, Miz has bullied the kids of Wrescal Lane, yet managed to stay on Santa's good list. A new kid arrives and shakes the foundations of Miz's selfish beliefs, and sets in motion a chain of events that includes Miz trying to fool Santa. Full color.
Author |
: Michael Lent |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 147 |
Release |
: 2007-11-06 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781416554318 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1416554319 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (18 Downloads) |
Synopsis Christmas Letters from Hell by : Michael Lent
Who doesn't love to open the mailbox during the holidays and find a newsletter? Whether it's a juicy missive from a college roommate inadvertently revealing her husband's wandering eye, a self-congratulatory account of a cousin's rise to power at the local fast-food joint, or a mind-numbingly detailed account of a year's medical ailments (including photos) from a coworker, they're always entertaining. Christmas Letters from Hell skewers holiday letters of all shapes and sizes, from the ones that come crammed with cheesy graphics or written from the perspective of the recently neutered family dog to those filled with stories of "perfect" family vacations that were clearly anything but. Here Santa uses his holiday letter to let the elves know that he'll be outsourcing to China effective immediately; a bipolar mom tells two very different versions of the year's events; and Osama bin Laden touches base with his high school host family in Minneapolis. Christmas Letters from Hell serves up a steaming, savory blend of the holiday cheer, humor, and twisted truth in our well-intended attempts to stay in touch gone horribly, horribly wrong.
Author |
: Moshe Kasher |
Publisher |
: Random House |
Total Pages |
: 321 |
Release |
: 2024-01-30 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780593231371 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0593231376 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (71 Downloads) |
Synopsis Subculture Vulture by : Moshe Kasher
A “hilarious” (Dax Shepard), “surprisingly emotional trip” (The Chainsmokers) through deep American subcultures ranging from Burning Man to Alcoholics Anonymous, by the writer and comedian Moshe Kasher “Moshe Kasher has the rare gift to simultaneously celebrate a community while also making fun of it. His writing succinctly captures the insanity, the joy, the ridiculousness, and the radical act of fully embracing these worlds.”—Nick Kroll After bottoming out, being institutionalized, and getting sober all by the tender age of fifteen, Moshe Kasher found himself asking: “What’s next?” Over the ensuing decades, he discovered the answer: a lot. There was his time as a boy-king of Alcoholics Anonymous, a kind of pubescent proselytizer for other teens getting and staying sober. He was a rave promoter turned DJ turned sober ecstasy dealer in San Francisco’s techno warehouse party scene of the 1990s. For fifteen years he worked as a psychedelic security guard at Burning Man, fishing hippies out of hidden chambers they’d constructed to try to sneak into the event. As a child of deaf parents, Kasher became deeply immersed in deaf culture and sign language interpretation, translating everything from end-of-life care to horny deaf clients’ attempts to hire sex workers. He reconnects and tries to make peace with his ultra-Hasidic Jewish upbringing after the death of his father before finally settling into the comedy scene where he now makes his living. Each of these scenes gets a gonzo historiographical rundown before Kasher enters the narrative and tells the story of the lives he has spent careening from one to the next. A razor-sharp, gut-wrenchingly funny, and surprisingly moving tour of some of the most wildly distinct subcultures a person can experience, Subculture Vulture deftly weaves together memoir and propulsive cultural history. It’s a story of finding your people, over and over again, in different settings, and of knowing without a doubt that wherever you are is where you’re supposed to be.
Author |
: Kes Gray |
Publisher |
: Hodder Children's Books |
Total Pages |
: 73 |
Release |
: 2012-10-04 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781444909784 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1444909789 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (84 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Dendrilegs by : Kes Gray
Nelly's monster sitting adventures are always full of surprises. She certainly can't believe it when she sits a monster who wants to do absolutely nothing! Or when she has to rescue the smallest monster she's encountered yet - but nothing can prepare her for spending Christmas Day with the Dendrilegs! Nelly knows she's in for an interesting Christmas at the Dendrilegs, when she's greeted at the door by a flurry of purple tentacles. But It's not Father Christmas who'll be coming down the chimney...
Author |
: Nancy Thayer |
Publisher |
: Ballantine Books |
Total Pages |
: 322 |
Release |
: 2016-10-18 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780399594397 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0399594396 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (97 Downloads) |
Synopsis Hot Flash Holidays by : Nancy Thayer
The intrepid women of The Hot Flash Club are back for the holidays, soothing jingled nerves and stressed shoppers in their exclusive spa and celebrating the joys of the season. In her witty and delightfully wisecracking prose, Nancy Thayer tells a heartwarming tale packed with fun, secrets, romance–and an ample dose of good cheer. When the Hot Flash friends gather at the spa to trim the Christmas tree, they share steaming mugs of hot chocolate, a few laughs, and a vow to make this holiday one to remember. And it is–but not in the cheerful, ho-ho-ho way they expected. Instead, Christmas brings family conflicts, household accidents, plane delays–and that’s just the beginning. After a hazardous holiday season, the women make resolutions that they intend to keep . . . in a perfect world. But life–and their friends and relatives–cause complications. Shirley lends financial support to her boyfriend’s schemes, which infuriates Alice, whose own son commits an act she’s not sure she can accept. Marilyn travels to Scotland and falls in love, but her octogenarian mother needs her at home. And when Polly and Faye find themselves pitted against each other by a younger woman, an they overcome this clash to make a new, entrepreneurial dream come true? Then real disaster strikes, bringing new challenges and surprising revelations. Just as every month of the year throws new problems at us all, so too does the end of the year give us the chance to reunite and put these problems into their proper perspective. And when the Hot Flash Five get together for the holidays, we should expect nothing less than the unexpected.
Author |
: Donna Kauffman |
Publisher |
: Kensington Publishing Corp. |
Total Pages |
: 350 |
Release |
: 2011-05-26 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9780758273789 |
ISBN-13 |
: 0758273789 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (89 Downloads) |
Synopsis The Naughty List by : Donna Kauffman
Deck the halls with white-hot passion! Donna Kauffman Naughty But Nice Businessman Griffin's never believed in luck. . .until sassy-sweet small-town baker Melody turns his world around. Except there's a catch: There's no way he'll be able to build his empire and hold on to her. His new "lucky charm" could destroy all his dreams. . .or make this Christmas better than he ever imagined possible. . . Cynthia Eden All I Want for Christmas Good girl toy inventor Christie takes a walk on the naughty side when she sparks a no-strings fling with Santa—actually, sexy cop Jonas in a Santa suit. She loves her new "bad girl" persona, except as the holidays approach, she starts falling, and hard, for this known "love 'em and leave 'em" ladies man. . . Susan Fox Tattoos and Mistletoe Charlie returns to her hometown to fix up her aunt's B&B, but she doesn't count on LJ handling the renovations. Nerdy LJ pined for her in school, but now he's grown into the town's hottest bachelor. Charlie's been burned before and won't let him get close. But LJ's determined to break down her walls and make her dearest Christmas wish come true. "Donna Kauffman writes smart and sexy, with sizzle to spare." —Janet Evanovich "I dare you not to love a Cynthia Eden book!" —Larissa Ione "Three terrific stories of love and the holidays. It doesn't get much merrier than this." --ReadertoReader.com "Leaves you feeling warm all over." --Barbara Vey, Publisher's Weekly
Author |
: Francine Pascal |
Publisher |
: Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages |
: 656 |
Release |
: 2014-02-04 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781481402705 |
ISBN-13 |
: 1481402706 |
Rating |
: 4/5 (05 Downloads) |
Synopsis Fearless 3 by : Francine Pascal
The brilliant, beautiful, and dangerous Gaia must deal with secrets from her past being exposed, learn to be a hero again when a friend is in trouble, and decide how far she will go for revenge.
Author |
: Amalie Berlin |
Publisher |
: Harlequin |
Total Pages |
: 202 |
Release |
: 2018-12-01 |
ISBN-10 |
: 9781488080166 |
ISBN-13 |
: 148808016X |
Rating |
: 4/5 (66 Downloads) |
Synopsis Healed Under the Mistletoe by : Amalie Berlin
A precious gift… …to mend his scarred heart. In this Scottish Docs in New York story, when Dr. Lyons McKeag finds an anonymous gift in his locker, he’s furious! But nurse Belle Sabetta isn’t fooled by his brooding, Scrooge-like exterior… Her own experiences of loss means she knows a little kindness, especially at Christmas, can go a long way. And Bella’s innocence and passion could be the gift that heals Lyons’s damaged heart. Scottish Docs in New York duet Book 1 — Their Christmas to Remember Book 2 — Healed Under the Mistletoe “Another wonderful second chance book…. Enjoy their journey back to love.” Goodreads on Back in Dr Xenakis’ Arms “I believe readers get an absolutely charming and enthralling read in this book that captivated me right from the start….” Harlequin Junkie on The Rescue Doc’s Christmas Miracle