Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber

Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber
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Total Pages : 32
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ISBN-10 : 1946178047
ISBN-13 : 9781946178046
Rating : 4/5 (47 Downloads)

Synopsis Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber by : Bimisi Tayanita

Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.

Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse?

Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse?
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ISBN-10 : 1946178071
ISBN-13 : 9781946178077
Rating : 4/5 (71 Downloads)

Synopsis Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse? by : Bimisi Tayanita

"...and of course the whimsical poetic meter known as iambic tetrameter is no more capable of exclusive ownership than the air we all breath."--Bimisi to Theodor Seuss GeislIt is entirely possible to wake up in the morning with no intention of learning anything at all, but learning something substantial, nonetheless. It was a typical Wednesday afternoon at their favorite dive bar. Bimisi and Sumguyen were sparring, via a spirited match of online trivia, with patrons of a similar dive bar in another part of the world...a part of the world where it most likely was not still Wednesday afternoon. The final question...at least the last question they heard before scrambling for a pen and paper to get to work on their first parody was this:Madonna, Michael Jackson and _____ are the only 3 artists who have had a top 40 hit in 4 different decades.ANSWER: Weird Al Yankovic

The Sign of the Beaver

The Sign of the Beaver
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Publisher : HarperCollins
Total Pages : 149
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ISBN-10 : 9780547348704
ISBN-13 : 0547348703
Rating : 4/5 (04 Downloads)

Synopsis The Sign of the Beaver by : Elizabeth George Speare

A 1984 Newbery Honor Book Although he faces responsibility bravely, thirteen-year-old Matt is more than a little apprehensive when his father leaves him alone to guard their new cabin in the wilderness. When a renegade white stranger steals his gun, Matt realizes he has no way to shoot game or to protect himself. When Matt meets Attean, a boy in the Beaver clan, he begins to better understand their way of life and their growing problem in adapting to the white man and the changing frontier. Elizabeth George Speare’s Newbery Honor-winning survival story is filled with wonderful detail about living in the wilderness and the relationships that formed between settlers and natives in the 1700s. Now with an introduction by Joseph Bruchac.

A Handful of Dust

A Handful of Dust
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Total Pages : 220
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ISBN-10 : OCLC:442481948
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Rating : 4/5 (48 Downloads)

Synopsis A Handful of Dust by : Evelyn Waugh

My Smelly Ass

My Smelly Ass
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Total Pages : 28
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ISBN-10 : 199934832X
ISBN-13 : 9781999348328
Rating : 4/5 (2X Downloads)

Synopsis My Smelly Ass by : Lee Pong Wong

A story about a smelly donkey with a gas problem, which will have you and your children laughing out loud! Suitable for both boys and girls aged 3 years old up to 8 years old

Nobody Likes a Cockblock

Nobody Likes a Cockblock
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Total Pages : 38
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ISBN-10 : 0692636757
ISBN-13 : 9780692636756
Rating : 4/5 (57 Downloads)

Synopsis Nobody Likes a Cockblock by : R. Swanson

Nobody Likes A Cockblock is a full color paperback children's book for adults about woodland creature moms and dads just trying to get their swerve on. It's 32-pages of inappropriate prose that will leave you laughing about your sad life. It's perfect for birthday parties, baby showers, baptisms, and of course, wedding presents.

Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand

Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand
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Total Pages : 32
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ISBN-10 : 1946178020
ISBN-13 : 9781946178022
Rating : 4/5 (20 Downloads)

Synopsis Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand by : Bimisi Tayanita

Spank the Monkey will never expose the thoughts that you fold and unfold and refold over and over in your mind...He will only whisper his sweet song of deliverance.Inspired by several hundred true stories...and counting. Bimisi Tayanita says it all, without saying much of anything. If you are not choking on laughter midway through this book, don't bother with books 4 and 5...maybe this isn't for you. We can part ways now and still be friends.Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand is a fun and light hearted story that everybody can relate to, except for you of course...you have no idea what everybody is laughing about (wink, wink).Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand is the third of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.

Peter Pitched a Tent

Peter Pitched a Tent
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ISBN-10 : 194617811X
ISBN-13 : 9781946178114
Rating : 4/5 (1X Downloads)

Synopsis Peter Pitched a Tent by : Bimisi Tayanita

"Never make eye contact with a boy while eating a banana."--Olivia WilliamsBimisi and Sumguyen experienced a rare and fleeting moment of sobriety during which they decided to write about something the masses can relate to. While their research did require the navigation of some very murky waters...they definitively concluded that Catholic priests, mall Santas, boy scout leaders and dudes named Caitlyn makeup a very small percentage of the global population.In contrast, 97% of the people on the planet are, have been or will be a 13 year old boy; or they know, have known or will know a 13 year old boy. Coincidently, and Independent of this statistic, 97% of the population can appreciate the truth-driven humor of Peter Pitched a Tent. The other 3% are already posting nasty-grams on the internet about the very existence of this book...Go get 'em, Karen.

Come Swing with Us!

Come Swing with Us!
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Total Pages : 32
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ISBN-10 : 1946178012
ISBN-13 : 9781946178015
Rating : 4/5 (12 Downloads)

Synopsis Come Swing with Us! by : Bimisi Tayanita

It is the curious work of poetry and art and reflection to reveal meaning by obscuring meaning. It is a strange realm where swinging is not swinging, except when sometimes it is. On her own artistic journey to spiritual enlightenment, Bimisi Tayanita has once again transformed her peyote induced mumblings into a physical form that is sure to make you laugh hysterically...and leave you with an empty yet benevolent curiosity as to the kind of person you really are.Come Swing with Us! is the second of five books that make up season one.